Mr. Fed How I Lost My Guns
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DeathGrip
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I turned my guns in at the police buy back.
Ilike9mm
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You mean you are supposed to own a firearm to join this forum? No one told me.
My dad had a gun once.
My dad had a gun once.
A beaver ate my guns and homework.
"Some days you eat the beaver; some days the beaver eats you."
harleyvato
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I shipped them all to th mfg.and they ended up on th wrong plane and were routed to .......Mexico !
I sent half of mine to Lee to be appraised..
still waiting
The other half was sent to rags to be sold..
in 2008
STILL WAITING.. all I keep hearing about is this fiery crash at the Georgia state line..
I've engaged Cajunlawyer.. ( I think
) at last report he was in Pierre Part.. catchin' crawfish.. and lookin' for the Abita Brewery..
Guess I'm Outta luck
still waiting The other half was sent to rags to be sold..in 2008
STILL WAITING.. all I keep hearing about is this fiery crash at the Georgia state line..
I've engaged Cajunlawyer.. ( I think
) at last report he was in Pierre Part.. catchin' crawfish.. and lookin' for the Abita Brewery..Guess I'm Outta luck
DeathGrip
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I turned all of my ammo in at the last police buy back.
They didn't give me anything for it but I sure feel better knowing I did the right thing.
They didn't give me anything for it but I sure feel better knowing I did the right thing.
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Roadtrash
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Mine all went down that mine shaft during the great Jeep accident.
puckforbrains
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Them poor aliens,I haven't drank PBR since I was old enough to buy my own.
jaykellogg
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I like the Police buyback story. I suspect if it comes to that and the Police demand you account for your guns you will be required to do so under oath.
Also if authorities can show a judge evidence that you once bought a gun, then a search warrant can probably be obtained. All this assumes that in some future time when the 2nd amendment no longer applies, that the other bill of rights still apply. NC had a law (since repealed) that in a local emergency, folks weren't allowed to tote guns. This would have prevented business owners from scaring off looters. Thank goodness some sanity came back there!
Also if authorities can show a judge evidence that you once bought a gun, then a search warrant can probably be obtained. All this assumes that in some future time when the 2nd amendment no longer applies, that the other bill of rights still apply. NC had a law (since repealed) that in a local emergency, folks weren't allowed to tote guns. This would have prevented business owners from scaring off looters. Thank goodness some sanity came back there!
G-R-O-A-N!
That was no accident! Dick Burg arranged that. He is down there and has a table set up selling guns.
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I suspect unlike all you guys and your "boating accidents", years ago my .38 Super Commander and I were actually involved in a tip-a-canoe incident
o) way the heck out in a big lake in Minnesota - and we both survived. 
Identity theft, of course, that's the ticket. It weren't me, you got any pictures?
papajohn428
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Apparently the weight of all my guns was too much for the floor joists, and one morning about 2AM there was a huge crunching sound and everything disappeared into a giant sinkhole. I called my insurance company and they said I wasn't covered, so I guess there's some guy in China with a bunch of free guns. Do you think I can get a Federal Grant for an Exploratory Dig? The hole sealed itself up as soon as everything was gone, it was really creepy. I'm pretty sure ogilvyspecial had something to do with it......but he's too slippery to get caught. I guess I'm SOL. 
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tlay
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BAD NEWS!! The aliens came back last night. They showed up in 2 black spacecraft. There were 4 of them all dressed in black. One of them said that I have done too much talking. They said they have spys on the forum called moderators. They told me they have a big boss called Amaba. They said he is going to rid our planet of all evil guns. They also said they have other spys and one of them is called Notnilc. They told me if I posted again they would be back and turn me into a Larebil.
Oh my God, they are here!! Now there are 4 big black spacecraft and 8 big aliens dressed in black!! They have a leader who looks like Jimmy Carter! They are coming in!! They are pointing something at me..........
I feel different, I feel like singing cum bye ya. Over and out..
Oh my God, they are here!! Now there are 4 big black spacecraft and 8 big aliens dressed in black!! They have a leader who looks like Jimmy Carter! They are coming in!! They are pointing something at me..........
I feel different, I feel like singing cum bye ya. Over and out..
G-R-O-A-N!
That was no accident! Dick Burg arranged that. He is down there and has a table set up selling guns.
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I suspect unlike all you guys and your "boating accidents", years ago my .38 Super Commander and I were actually involved in a tip-a-canoe incident
Well done sir, way to properly "secure your weapon" I'm sure it had its own PFD, or "pistol flotation device". good sho all round! another fine reason to always carry hollow points! billy
shouldazagged
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goldenlight
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I lost all of my guns in a tragic boating accident. We were shooting fish. Really. I lost everything.
Did the aliens tie you up and probe you?
That's my biggest fear. Everyone that says they were taken on an alien spacecraft says they were tied up and probed...
My guess is proctology is a noble profession on other planets....
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That's my biggest fear. Everyone that says they were taken on an alien spacecraft says they were tied up and probed...
My guess is proctology is a noble profession on other planets....
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shouldazagged
Absent Comrade
If so, politics must be too. Similar subject matter, you should pardon the expression.
That line is strange even by the standards of this forum!
Well the idea was that being HOLLOW, they would float sir, but the important point is that both he and his Weapon survived, maybe he was using it as a boat anchor and it was on a chain, perhaps we should ask and we might eliminate these weapons being "lost at sea"????? billy
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