Supercub
Member
I must admit I'm addicted
I just can't stay off of this site
Given the chance, and I have them,
I'm on here all day and all night.
The goodies all tempt like a woman
It's more than I'm able to stand.
OH YES, there's a nice one: I want it!
But it costs somewhat more than a grand.
No matter the caliber or frame size
The temptation is hard to resist
Yet the times when I've left for the bathroom
I return to find one that I've missed.
Is there a cure for this habit?
Is it me or is this problem all new
Sleep is a thing long forgotten
And my food is consumed as I view.
Is there a Betty Ford clinic
That treats an addiction like this?
If so, please help me to cure it
If it's quick and there's nothing I'll miss.
You think I am teasing or joking
You say, "This guy's really a mess."
Ask my wife, she'll be happy to tell you
But she has no computer access.
I just can't stay off of this site
Given the chance, and I have them,
I'm on here all day and all night.
The goodies all tempt like a woman
It's more than I'm able to stand.
OH YES, there's a nice one: I want it!
But it costs somewhat more than a grand.
No matter the caliber or frame size
The temptation is hard to resist
Yet the times when I've left for the bathroom
I return to find one that I've missed.
Is there a cure for this habit?
Is it me or is this problem all new
Sleep is a thing long forgotten
And my food is consumed as I view.
Is there a Betty Ford clinic
That treats an addiction like this?
If so, please help me to cure it
If it's quick and there's nothing I'll miss.
You think I am teasing or joking
You say, "This guy's really a mess."
Ask my wife, she'll be happy to tell you
But she has no computer access.
