My dangerous walk

Jack, I'm convinced that my clowder is running a pool on which one can take me out on the stairwell.

I'm considering curb feelers for my slippers.

Yup. Cats and stairwells do not mix. In a previous home we had a stairwell with a landing that turned 90 degrees half way up. When my son was a baby I was carrying him down the stairs when the cat decided to run up. The baby and I went tumbling down to the landing. I managed not to land on him thankfully, but I was terrified that I had killed my kid. He seemed okay, but we carried him to the ER to get checked out anyway.

Thank God he was fine. The doc told me I was much more likely to be injured than a baby since his bones were still "soft" at that age. I was good, but I was quite a bit younger then.
 
I dont get up at night for a bathroom run very often. BUT I have managed to break a few toes over the years to answer texts from employees at 3 in the morning.
I would rather get a swift kick in the zipper than break another.
 

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