My daughters first boyfriend

[Ranger17]

back when my sister started dating she had to bring home the boy to meet the parents the first time (it was a very small farm town so seemed everyone knew everyone). They'd have the kids sit on the couch, in front of my dad's trophies. In his day he was a top ranked golden gloves boxer, so the awards for "quickest knockout in "x" seconds" and "top fighter in tournament" and so on seemed quite impressive to the boys.... at the time.....

Of course as it was a small town and the only 2 activities us teens could do there were drinking and fooling around those trophies may have only held so much weight. lol

 

[BigCityChief]

I have been blessed with 2 beautiful daughters. I am kind of on the large side and not fat. Im in the gym 5 days a week lifting. 6' 4" 260 lbs and wear a size 54 sport coat.



Im not known for beating around the bush. So far each of the boys she has brought home and been told the same thing. My rules for dating my daughters.

1- You had better keep it in your pants.

2- Anything you do to her, I WILL do to you.

3- You WILL treat all the ladies in my house with the upmost respect.

4- Piss me off, physicaly hurt my daughter and I will hurt you bad!

5- You car/truck will be checked with a drug sniffing K9 dog.



So far this approach seems to weed out the bad seeds. You should see the look on there face when my buddy stops by in his PD car with the dog in the back to check there car. I must say, the look on there face is priceless. My wife says I am awful for doing that but I always tell her "my house, my rules". It dosent take long for the word to get around school what the boy is going to have to go through.

SOP in my house as well.


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[reddogge]

I once had a young friend at the gym and my wife and I came home one night and guess who's sitting on the couch with my daughter? My friend, surprise. I once dropped a 15# dumbbell off of a machine and broke his foot by accident. Seriously. That didn't last long.

Now she's married to a great guy I like, who has given her three wonderful boys ages 10-14. He and I play golf, fish, drink a few beers, eat crabs. In fact he's a lot like me. It all will work out guys, trust me.

 

[BaaBaa]

The pigs can't reliably digest the teeth, so the prep work with a pair of anglehead Channel Locks is messy and time consuming.

What...I just...know things.

Couldn't you just pack the teeth into a rat and feed it to a vulture, or a hyena? They can digest bones even teeth really well. Just saying...

 

[P&R Fan]

I just found out I am invited back to their school to show the guns I have shown the last two years. Ones used by our military from the 1870s through the 1970s.
I'll give the little feller my steely eyed stare.
Jim

 

[ma deuce]

Get over it. If a kid's going to get into trouble, he/she will, unless you keep them locked up in the basement. My daughter got into some, and it had nothing to do with boys, it was her own bad judgment. However, with a little tough love, she straightened out, and is now an RN making more than mom or dad. She has a boyfriend I think I actually like more than she does, but she won't marry him until he finishes his RN license, too.