New way to have fun and embarass your wife & daughter

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Was packing up daughter and moving her back from LSU. As part of their meal plan they have a card loaded with something called "tiger money" or whatever that they swipe for food in the union. One of those use it or loose it kinda things. Anyway-she mentioned that she had a bunch of left over points and asked us for lunch "on her"
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to try to use them up. Well I found out that there was about $90 left after we got our lunch and she was going to just let it go. I'm thinking to myself whiskey tango foxtrot????? SO I took the card and did my best John Belushi imitation through the chow line.
Let's see personal pizzas-gimme 10.....pasta salads,...I'll take a bunch of those.......chips.......I'll take a bunch of those....shushi....give me a couple.......soft drinke, I'll tale those...HEY ANYBODY GOT A BIGGER TRAY..........Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...Cheese cake-how much???Gimme a whole one!!!
Actually I miscalculated and came up around $5.00 over which I gladly paid.
Walked over to where my wife and daughter were sitting with threir heads bowed with one of the workers carrying the second tray plopped down and in my best Bluto imitation asked my wife if I could buy her some milk
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I'd do the same thing. Heck, $90 will buy you a box of .380 cartridges, if you can find any.
 
I'm disappointed in ya, Caj.

I should think you would have bought every cute coed at LSU lunch!
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Originally posted by mississippi I would think you are a "constant" source of embrassement to you Wife and daughter
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Oh leave him alone, he's on a roll.
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Besides, its one of the few pleasures we have left. They've removed all the other ones, or refuse them. And it can pay big dividends in the long run. Once they've been suitably embarrassed, they tend to minimize the times they want to torture you with similar trips.
 
Ran into a similar situation with my daughter a couple of years ago....

Fortunately their lunch counter had jerky and other bagged items so we loaded up a box of snacks before we headed out.....

Ward
 
rburg

No offense meant toward. He knows I am a Mississippi Redneck Ole Miss graduate. Him visiting LSU and the lunch room antic to good not to comment on
 
Your a good man Caje!
But if you have to have a circumstance like that, in order to truly embarrass a Wife and Daughter, your a piker! I can do it passing gas in a crowded elevator and passing Pelosi, Um? I mean blame for it!
 
Caje,

It's always fun to catch the little woman off guard, huh. I was eating at a restaurant with my wife and granddaughter, who is a high school senior, a few weeks ago. At the end of the meal the waitress walked up and said, "do you wanna box". To this I replied, we can if you like or perhaps you would prefer to arm wrestle.
 
Try this at your next public gathering. Ask someone if they know how a Cajun pulls his socks up. When they say no drop your pants down around your ankles, bend over and pull your socks up, and then pull your pants back up. Make sure you're wearing clean underwear. This is guaranteed to impress your significant other. My ex-wife used to get really mad when I did this.
 
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