jlrhiner
US Veteran
Sorry about the confusion. A while back, our local Air Force representative would add at the bottom of certain posts ( e.g. "what would you use to hunt bear, man, sasquatch etc.) "did I tell you I once killed one of those with a spoon?" Soon, the spoon took on a life of it's own, with stealth versions, tactical versions and a few you eat with. So now, when confronted with humorous, impossible situations, I want THE spoon, as it seems to be a do-all self defense tool.
All in fun.
BTW, if ACTUALLY confronted with a 49' anything, I'd want something in 45-70, preferably belt-fed!
All in fun.
BTW, if ACTUALLY confronted with a 49' anything, I'd want something in 45-70, preferably belt-fed!