On the fried Mars bars in England, how many can one obtain for a British Pound?
My wife loves Halloween. She decorates, gets her wicked witch of the East garb on and waits for the door to rattle. This is fine, the last 2 years we lived in the STL area she sat across the street with our neighbors sipping beer. I had plans for the evening, big ones. Then I'm handed door duties. I was busy talking to you guys. Jeesh.
Hi little tyke, what a re you supposed to say? Twik ur tweet. Close enough have a snickers.
Knock, knock, hold on, Hi little goblin, I'm not a goblin I'm a ballerina, scuse me, have a Snickers.
Knock, knock. Hello little fun size treater in the baby buggy, you about 4 months old, right? You don't get any candy till you say, trick or treat. Excuse me sir, he can't talk yet. Can't talk, no teeth no candy. We are bringing him for the experience. Are you his parents, yes, my, my what big teeth you have grandma, all the better to eat Jr's candy. Hold on I have something for you, hey this is a pampers, yep, one of our grandkids, you can put it on Jr or chew on it.
Next.
And yes I'm hard on parents who bring newborns. I don't care if the parents are 12 or 13, they need to get a job if they want candy.
Halloween was fun when I was a kid, I try to make it fun for kids.
I had fun escorting my kids who were old enough to say trick or treat.
My best Halloween was when I was 11. Normally it's pretty cold the 31st. That year it was unseasonably warm. I was in a T-Shirt. I took my Little Brother with me and circled the neighborhood. That was the era of paper grocery bags. We had pretty much a half a bag. I went home and it was still early. took a bag and went over a neighbor hood and filled it over half. I took another bag and went to a neighbor hood on the other side of town. I was not paying attention to time, no watch. I knocked on a door and a lady answered in her robe and slippers. I said trick or treat. She said do you know what time it is? I said no, not expecting a test. She said after 10 PM. Go home.
I had at least 3/4 a big grocery bag full. I walked home chewing on a brown cow thinking I was rich. Mom made me share all the extras with my Brother and little Sister.
Dad bought a farm and that was my last year trick or treating. Bulls, skunks and Copperheads all were into the trick part for folks knocking on borrough doors yelling trick or treat.