Now it's fishless fish

[Chubbo]

What type of bait does one use to catch'em?

A garbage can!

Chubbo

 

[Chubbo]

My 2¢ worth.

The people that eat that kind of stuff, deserve it.

Why try to prove that our creator didn't know what he was doing?

Chubbo

 

[625-7]

If someone comes out with bourbonless bourbon, I'm going to put my foot down and say enough of this nonsense, that we want things that are real.

What we need is a bottomless bourbon

 

[Toolguy]

How can they possibly get milk from oats? Oats don't have nipples.

They got the IRS to help them. The IRS has decades of experience of getting blood from a turnip.

 

[cmort666]

Makes me want to eat veal and pate while I still have a job.

 

[steelslaver]

Lots of my meat is made from vegetable matter, Pigs, cows, chickens, deer etc all turn vegetable matter into meat and have been doing so forever. Doing a way better job at it to.

 

[cmort666]

Lots of my meat is made from vegetable matter, Pigs, cows, chickens, deer etc all turn vegetable matter into meat and have been doing so forever. Doing a way better job at it to.

"Do you know what they do to those chickens???

No, but it's DELICIOUS!!!" - Jim Gaffigan

 

[REM 3200]

I’ve had the Crab-less Crab in Grocery Store Crab Salad.
But I think it’s mostly some kind of fish.
As least I hope it is!

It is Alaska Pollock, a fish caught by the millions of pounds with a trawl nets in the Alaskan waters.
Made into crab and lobster mostly, but can be flavored as most any light texture white meat fish.

 

[hittman77]

I can't deal with this fake fish stuff yet. I'm still trying to figure out how to milk an almond.

 

[Old Arkansawyer]

What we need is a bottomless bourbon

Back when Oklahoma only had hard booze in private clubs, the
law stated you had to bring in your own bottle and the barkeep
would put your name on the bottle and you could only be
served from that bottle. I had several bottles in several clubs
that never went dry, even after years of continued use.

 

[Jessie]

OP, that’s just gross.

 

[Fishslayer]

Teddy spit out the Impossible Whopper.

GOOD boi!

 

[Golphin]

I think Burger King and McDonalds have sold that for years.

 

[Oracle]

I’ve had the Crab-less Crab in Grocery Store Crab Salad.
But I think it’s mostly some kind of fish.
As least I hope it is!

The crab-less crab is made from a product called surimi. Surimi is made from the fish parts that most of us toss in trash. The parts are highly processed, then flavored and shaped to resemble crab meat.

I did 20 years in the Coast Guard, I made my first Bering Sea fisheries patrol in 1973 and my final patrol in 1991, I boarded and inspected fishing boats and processors. I have seen it all including the surimi process.

 

[Spajohn]

I want my food to be made from real animals. Fish sandwiches should be made from real fish, chicken salad should include chickens, and so on and so forth...

 

[yeti]

Nope.
No fishless fish, no beefless beef, no porkless pork, no chickenless chicken (may have already partaken?) or hotdogless hotdogs for me. Nope.
Pretty soon they will be telling us to eat bugs!

 

[Spajohn]

Nope.
No fishless fish, no beefless beef, no porkless pork, no chickenless chicken (may have already partaken?) or hotdogless hotdogs for me. Nope.
Pretty soon they will be telling us to eat bugs!

Nutritional value of insects for human consumption. Most insect species are rich in proteins, fatty acids, vitamins, fiber, and minerals. ... Insects are not only nutritious and highly palatable, but they could also be considered as an environmentally friendly source of human protein.

 

[Golddollar]

Lots of my meat is made from vegetable matter, Pigs, cows, chickens, deer etc all turn vegetable matter into meat and have been doing so forever. Doing a way better job at it to.

Turkeys do too!

 

[soFlaNative]

an environmentally friendly source of human protein.

'Scuse me for parceling the post but didn't Charlton Heston deal with this in a movie?

 

[moosedog]

For those on a diet, may I recommend the Holograms.

 

[blues7]

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall...

 

[Drm50]

My grandson was involved in research to take the waste and water at fish processing plants and turn it into Dehydrated Protein Flakes. The use was suppose to be to fortify food in 3rd world countries. I don’t believe it will end up in our processed food. It’s colorless, odorless and tasteless.

 

[Fishslayer]

My grandson was involved in research to take the waste and water at fish processing plants and turn it into Dehydrated Protein Flakes. The use was suppose to be to fortify food in 3rd world countries. I don’t believe it will end up in our processed food. It’s colorless, odorless and tasteless.

Friend of mine had a pretty cool hydroponic setup. He was growing vegetables (No, not cannabis! ) and was feeding the plants with waste from the Talapia he was raising in the tank. The pump ran on solar.

 

[gregintenn]

What’s wrong with fish?

 

[quikdraw67]

They have beer like that now. As one of my friends said when offered, “no thanks, I only drink beer for the alcohol.”

Amen to that.

Same thing as decaf coffee.

What's the point?

 

[slickracer]

That is just plain wrong.

 

[cmort666]

This is just virtue signaling and in almost every case, when you decode the "signal", it just reads "I am a moron."

 

[Mike SC Hunter]

All long as I'm alive I'll eat the real stuff. I don't like fake food/fake female anatomy/fake grass/fake flowers or fake people. At my age I don't have don't have to put up with any of that bovine excretement.

 

[mstem]

It is Alaska Pollock, a fish caught by the millions of pounds with a trawl nets in the Alaskan waters.
Made into crab and lobster mostly, but can be flavored as most any light texture white meat fish.

Except it taste NOTHING like crab or lobster!

 

[Kurusu]

I can't deal with this fake fish stuff yet. I'm still trying to figure out how to milk an almond.

Apply for a job in the "gubernment". You will learn how to successfully milk anything. Even a rock. In no time.