Now this is a dooms day website.

<div style="width:350px;background:#FFF;font:16px/1.1 Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#000;margin:0;padding:0; border: 1px solid black;"><div style="width:350px;background:#E6DCCF;text-align:center;font:21px/1.1 Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;border-bottom: 1px solid black;">Apocaluck.com</div><div style="width: 350px;margin: 5px 0 2px 0;padding: 0;background: #FFF;overflow: hidden;"><div style="width: 75px;padding: 0;margin: 0;left: 5px;float: left;position: relative;"> </div><div style="width: 260px; padding: 0; margin: 0; left: 10px; text-align: center; font:16px/1.1 Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#000; background: #FFF; float: left; position: relative;">In a nuclear apocalypse
<span id="hmpu">my home town</span>
will be:
<span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">UNTOUCHED</span> (1 of 10)
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None </td><td style="width: 5px; padding: 0; margin: 0; border-width: 0; background: #FFF;"></td><td style="width: 108px; min-height: 40px; border: 1px solid black; padding: 0; margin: 0; font:16px/1.1 Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#000; background: #FFF; vertical-align: top;"><p style="margin: 0; text-align: center; background: #CDCDCD; font-weight: bold;">Heat Blast</p>
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None </td><td style="width: 5px; padding: 0; margin: 0; border-width: 0; background: #FFF;"></td><td style="width: 108px; min-height: 40px; border: 1px solid black; padding: 0; margin: 0;font:16px/1.1 Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#000; background: #FFF; vertical-align: top;"><p style="margin: 0; text-align: center; background: #CDCDCD; font-weight: bold;">Fallout</p>
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None</td></tr></table><p style="text-align: center; margin: 0; padding: 0; background: #FFF;">What happens to your city?</p></div>

So, all's good.
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My town got a 4, even though we live about 15 minutes from the Naval Weapons Station in Charleston.
 
<div style="width:350px;background:#FFF;font:16px/1.1 Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#000;margin:0;padding:0; border: 1px solid black;"><div style="width:350px;background:#E6DCCF;text-align:center;font:21px/1.1 Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;border-bottom: 1px solid black;">Apocaluck.com</div><div style="width: 350px;margin: 5px 0 2px 0;padding: 0;background: #FFF;overflow: hidden;"><div style="width: 75px;padding: 0;margin: 0;left: 5px;float: left;position: relative;"> </div><div style="width: 260px; padding: 0; margin: 0; left: 10px; text-align: center; font:16px/1.1 Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#000; background: #FFF; float: left; position: relative;">In a nuclear apocalypse
<span id="hmpu">my home town</span>
will be:
<span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">WRECKED</span> (6 of 10)
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Shaken </td><td style="width: 5px; padding: 0; margin: 0; border-width: 0; background: #FFF;"></td><td style="width: 108px; min-height: 40px; border: 1px solid black; padding: 0; margin: 0; font:16px/1.1 Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#000; background: #FFF; vertical-align: top;"><p style="margin: 0; text-align: center; background: #CDCDCD; font-weight: bold;">Heat Blast</p>
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Charred </td><td style="width: 5px; padding: 0; margin: 0; border-width: 0; background: #FFF;"></td><td style="width: 108px; min-height: 40px; border: 1px solid black; padding: 0; margin: 0;font:16px/1.1 Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#000; background: #FFF; vertical-align: top;"><p style="margin: 0; text-align: center; background: #CDCDCD; font-weight: bold;">Fallout</p>
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Glowing</td></tr></table><p style="text-align: center; margin: 0; padding: 0; background: #FFF;">What happens to your city?</p></div>

Well, we're pretty much toast. Too close to Memphis. We're used to catching their sewage overflow.
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Oh well, pretty much everybody around here with any sense has known that Memphis has been on just about everybodies primary target list since the Ruskies built their first atomic bomb.
I guess its no worse than living in a flood plain or earthquake zone.
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Now that is just plain silly, 4 out of 10
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I know for a fact, my house was on the Soviet Unions "First Strike List". That was how many years ago? I've accumulated alot more guns and ammunition since then
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Originally posted by feralmerril:
rewster, that is just my macabe way of pointing out what people would probley run into. I dont belive I really would mow down a family just trying to survive!--- Unless they were shooting at me! You guys should try to understand us old boys brand of humor and not be so literal!
That's ok big guy, I got your 6-"weird and macabre" is my middle name. And as far as mowing down a family trying to survive-shot the men-but capture the wimmen
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What? Enter your info "to see if you are one of the lucky to survive"...
No thanks. I wouldn't want to survive. I got an 8 here, BTW.
 
Well - I'm fried -- I live just a couple of miles from Offutt AFB - former home of Strategic Air Command, (where I spent the better part of my military career), and now home to USSTRATCOM. Probably Ground Zero for ever ---.

Shockwave = Blasted
Heat Blast = Charred
Fallout = Glowing Brightly

Oh well --- It was a helluva ride while it lasted!
 
About that WANTING to survive bit. Most my adult life I was single, dareing and reckless. Most of that changed when I got a family and responsabiltys. When you have other people to support and depending on you, it WILL change your outlook! Two years ago I was faced with keeping my nose or my life. When I was single, I really belive I would have taken the gamble and kept the beak.
Reminds me of a story a southern friend of mine told me of when he was a boy. He claimed he would walk past this old christian black mans house. Usualy the old man could be heard praying, saying, Lawd, jus come and get me, ahm ready lawd, this world is so wicked. One night my buddy was going to have some fun. Old Jake was praying again. Bill called out in his lowest deep voice and said, Jake! This is God, I come ta git ya! Things were quiet a minute, Jake yelled back, Lawd! Jake dont live here! Hes down the end of the road on the right!
 
Originally posted by geoff40:
What? Enter your info "to see if you are one of the lucky to survive"...
No thanks. I wouldn't want to survive. I got an 8 here, BTW.
We got room for you up north, Geoff.
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shaken, not charred, but glowing brightly. like a neon sign
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This is complete Bull $hit. I unfortunatly live 25 miles west of Chicago. These idiots say all we will get is Fallout. No heat or shockwave. Sure, I bet. My underpants are going to be on fire.
 
I guess growing up with a Minute Man launch control center 11/2 miles from the house and 5 missiles on the ranch I never gave surviving much of a thought.
 
i sit about 3 miles as the crow flies from a major national lab where they make nukes and a former nuke power plant.

and i got a 4 out of 10 ? butmy office in downtown san francisco gets a 8? what they gonna nuke teh golden gate bridge ?

this guy is weak
 
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