For my pal, shouldazagged.
Of Eggnog and Boolits, by Isis1200L
Christmas is over.
The gifts shucked from their wrappings.
The garbage is full of the ribbons and trappings.
The eggnog's all gone.
I've gained 'bout five pounds.
On TV the weightloss commercials abound.
We're zooming towards New Year's.
I'm not too enthused.
My body is telling me it's been much abused.
Do I stop eating cookies?
Do I stop drinking whiskey? (oh hush, it's a tiny bit, diluted by eggnog.)
Do I cease the behaviors I'm told are so risky?
What fun would I have then?
What else can I enjoy?
What alternative revelries can I deploy?
I think I might have it.
No calories to it.
I just need a firearm and ammo to do it.
Should've thought of it sooner!
That I didn't is strange.
I'll grab my favorite wheelie, and go to the range!
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Of Eggnog and Boolits, by Isis1200L
Christmas is over.
The gifts shucked from their wrappings.
The garbage is full of the ribbons and trappings.
The eggnog's all gone.
I've gained 'bout five pounds.
On TV the weightloss commercials abound.
We're zooming towards New Year's.
I'm not too enthused.
My body is telling me it's been much abused.
Do I stop eating cookies?
Do I stop drinking whiskey? (oh hush, it's a tiny bit, diluted by eggnog.)
Do I cease the behaviors I'm told are so risky?
What fun would I have then?
What else can I enjoy?
What alternative revelries can I deploy?
I think I might have it.
No calories to it.
I just need a firearm and ammo to do it.
Should've thought of it sooner!
That I didn't is strange.
I'll grab my favorite wheelie, and go to the range!
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