Ok I admit I did it. If my wife finds out I might end up single

[Whitens Moss]

Next time your wife complains about your gun purchase, take her to her closet and ask why she needs 20 pairs of shoes and 10 purses. That will shut her up pretty good.

 

[sodacan]

If I was your wife, I'd leave you just for buying plastic guns.

 

[Mongo1958]

The ex

LOL

Mine hates guns period.... so I don't have to worry about that.

My ex hated guns. The mere sight of a gun on a table would send her into a panic. She also hated motorcycles. I missed her for a while....A very short while.

 

[silentflyer]

One reason I have been single for 26 years now, no need to ask anyone for permission about anything...

 

[gnystrom]

"Always own enough guns so if one is added to, or subtracted from the collection it will go unnoticed."

Unfortunately I married a woman who can count.

 

[JDamian]

I made a deal with my wife so that whatever I spend on my toys she can spend on whatever she wants. Basically I bought a thousand dollar 9C hahaha! New shotgun came with new furniture. My wife is looking for a couch, so I'm looking at a Colt LE6920.

 

[OakleyFreak]

One of my Favs

 

[Rastoff]

My ex hated guns. The mere sight of a gun on a table would send her into a panic. She also hated motorcycles. I missed her for a while....A very short while.

I don't understand this. How did you two ever get together in the first place?

I met my wife at a motorcycle rally and proposed to her on a gun range.

 

[b_san]

"Always own enough guns so if one is added to, or subtracted from the collection it will go unnoticed."

Unfortunately I married a woman who can count.

We have an unspoken agreement, I don't look in her closet to count her shoes and purses and she doesn't look in my safe to count my guns. It's worked out pretty well so far.

 

[LimaCharlie]

My wife and I argue over guns and ammo quite often. When she sees Obama, Reid, Pelosi, or other gun grabbers on television, she turns to me and says we need to buy more guns and ammo. I tell her we can't because the gun safe is full and I refuse to buy a second safe. A second safe would lead to a third and fourth safe.

 

[Rastoff]

A second safe would lead to a third and fourth safe.

I don't understand? What's the problem? How is this a bad thing?

 

[vinny77]

I usually test the waters by saying " thats a really nice gun, What do you think?" the response i have gotten lately is: "well, if you like it why dont you buy it?" I love my wife.