cowboy45
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OMG! Thats the one that makes you crawl into a fetal position. OOPS! I forgot, I don't have a wife anymore. Whweh, dodged that one.
Phrases you hate to hear
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OMG! Thats the one that makes you crawl into a fetal position. OOPS! I forgot, I don't have a wife anymore. Whweh, dodged that one.
COL Jagdog
Member
"Sir, can you confirm your grid coordinates" -- unnerving if radioed to you from an artillery firebase after they have radioed "Rounds out" (meaning rounds fired and on the way) or from a TAC after letting you know that your CAS (close air support) has released its ordnance.
Thankfully, this almost never happens. "Almost never" being the operative words.
Thankfully, this almost never happens. "Almost never" being the operative words.
Mickey D
Member
"Are you through yet?"
"Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
"Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
shep854
Member
"You're a nice guy, but..."
"Your call is very important to us; please hold..."
"Your call is very important to us; please hold..."
m1gunner
US Veteran
Turn on the TV, any channel...........
michael thornton
Member
turn your head and cough
where did you get that ?(as i come in the house with a new gun)
we are sold out of those
gas just went up again
can i see your drivers license
how much have you had to drink tonight sir
dec 20 2012
they are coming to stay a few days(inlaws)
small med or large
------- called in sick
where did you get that ?(as i come in the house with a new gun)
we are sold out of those
gas just went up again
can i see your drivers license
how much have you had to drink tonight sir
dec 20 2012
they are coming to stay a few days(inlaws)
small med or large
------- called in sick
Jim Kuykendall
Member
James Barry!!! It's my dad, I've done something wrong.
He said it was'nt loaded.
Hasta Lavista baby!!!!
Last but not least, SNAFU.
He said it was'nt loaded.
Hasta Lavista baby!!!!
Last but not least, SNAFU.
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"You can't miss it!"
"Who in the world did you find to put an inspection sticker on this?" (Someone who actually understands the Motor Vehicle Code, you @##$%%!)
"Who in the world did you find to put an inspection sticker on this?" (Someone who actually understands the Motor Vehicle Code, you @##$%%!)
I would think this one has to be the eventual winner.
For civil aviation pilots who have just landed at an unfamiliar airport, there is the imposing little man in white shirt and tie (usually with copious ink pens in his shirt pocket) who walks up to you and asks, "Who is the pilot of this aircraft?"
DeathGrip
US Veteran
Call 911..
No words need to be said when you hear the snap of a rubber glove!
LVSteve
Member
Originally by shep:
"You're a nice guy, but..."
Oh, does that one resonate, but the one I REALLY hate is:
"Sir, that's not the way it works".
This is usually uttered by somebody who (for sure) does not know how it works. Other users are the brain donors from collection agencies who have been given the wrong information and are beginning to get frustrated and baffled because I am not intimidated when they call. The fact that they are wrong is an inadmissible concept to them that can be dealt with by saying, "Sir, that is not the way it works". Guess what, that's not the way it works when you speak to me.
"You're a nice guy, but..."
Oh, does that one resonate, but the one I REALLY hate is:
"Sir, that's not the way it works".
This is usually uttered by somebody who (for sure) does not know how it works. Other users are the brain donors from collection agencies who have been given the wrong information and are beginning to get frustrated and baffled because I am not intimidated when they call. The fact that they are wrong is an inadmissible concept to them that can be dealt with by saying, "Sir, that is not the way it works". Guess what, that's not the way it works when you speak to me.
quneur
Member
"The cost of repairs is more than what the car is worth."
"It responds well to chemo..." Hope none of you hears this.
"It responds well to chemo..." Hope none of you hears this.
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Thuer
Member
Sorry. I dropped your Smith on the concrete floor.
GLHunter
Member
Trendy phrases, such as the following syrupy example:
Giving back to the community: This is a media favorite these days when they're slow in the real news department, and are filling in the holes with so-called human interest reports. For example: "Little Johnny picked up trash in the street today to give back to the community." Would these media twits venture to a nearby firing range to interview men such as Yours Truly who voluntarily spend a lot of their free time maintaining the place so Little Johnny can learn to safely handle firearms, and actually learn to use them proficiently in a safe environment... I think not.
Giving back to the community: This is a media favorite these days when they're slow in the real news department, and are filling in the holes with so-called human interest reports. For example: "Little Johnny picked up trash in the street today to give back to the community." Would these media twits venture to a nearby firing range to interview men such as Yours Truly who voluntarily spend a lot of their free time maintaining the place so Little Johnny can learn to safely handle firearms, and actually learn to use them proficiently in a safe environment... I think not.
CAJUNLAWYER
Member
"Not that I know of" Answer given by a criminal defendant when you are interviewing him and ask if he has a criminal record!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Where you goin' city boy? It ain't nothing but the biggest river in the state."
Deliverance Theatrical Trailer - YouTube
Deliverance Theatrical Trailer - YouTube
