Phrases you hate to hear
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"This is the sherriffs office, do you have a son named ______?"
"This is the state patrol, do you have a son named _______?"
"This is the city police department, do you have a son named______?"
"This is the state patrol, do you have a son named _______?"
"This is the city police department, do you have a son named______?"
mball
Member
"Sir, we are going to start an IV to increase your blood volume."
"Take that dozer and smooth out the road for the ambulance to get him to the 'copter."
"We are going to have to amputate that."
"Take that dozer and smooth out the road for the ambulance to get him to the 'copter."
"We are going to have to amputate that."
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tork'd
Member
"you know what i really hate"
"i left my wallet at home, can you spot me"(like i'll ever see that again)
"SHOTGUN!!!" you will be riding in the back
"i left my wallet at home, can you spot me"(like i'll ever see that again)
"SHOTGUN!!!" you will be riding in the back
Straightshooter2
US Veteran
Especially bad if the surgeon is performing a vasectomy.
Anytime a southern girl says, "OH H@@L NO!" This is a good indicator that you should run for your life.
CW
labworm
US Veteran
I'll pick up the tab next time
JcMack
Member
No buddy, I'm afraid it's black touch yellow
REM 3200
US Veteran
"I have a vision."
The silly local Taco Bell has apparently "trained" its employees to idiotically inquire, "How are you?" when you pull up to their drive-through microphone, rather than, "Hi. May I take your order, please?" This REALLY annoys me. 
(I don't eat anything from there, but my teenage son does. )
(I don't eat anything from there, but my teenage son does.
)
Rugskipper
Member
Do you know why I stopped you?
Uh, is it 'cause my driving is so good?
Uh, is it 'cause my driving is so good?
Thuer
Member
No, I don't wanna marry you.
Yes,I do wanna marry you. :-0
jlrhiner
US Veteran
Me and mom will be riding along in her car, me driving and her doing whatever, and I'll drift off to that land of silence and peace we all long for, when out of the clear blue she'll yell "THERE! Did you hear it?!?" while I try to regain composure and keep from killing us. Then I'll get an absent minded "I can't believe you didn't hear that".
Thuer
Member
I lost your passport.
fiasconva
US Veteran
You're not gonna believe this, but....
dougb1946
Member
"We can do this", usually said by wife after the new lawn and garden magazine shows up. Looking right at ME, not we.
