Old Corp
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"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
Phrases you like to use!
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You remember the story of Churchill's encounter with Lady Astor, don't you?
Topped only by Dr. Samuel Johnson:
"You flatter yourself, Madam; it's hanging out."
rocketdog
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Beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
For the love of money is the root of all evil. (1 Timothy 6:10)
On seeing or hearing of someone doing something really stupid, "It's a guy thing." Which sort of goes along with, "Hold my beer and watch this."
For the love of money is the root of all evil. (1 Timothy 6:10)
On seeing or hearing of someone doing something really stupid, "It's a guy thing." Which sort of goes along with, "Hold my beer and watch this."
semperfi71
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"You've got you head so far up your 'rear-end', you need a window for a belt buckle." My long ago ATC instructor to me.
"When you take an easy job and make it harder, its time to quit."
"When you take an easy job and make it harder, its time to quit."
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Pistolpete1969
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When asked how I am today, my usual reply is:
If I was any better they would have to up my meds and put me in a padded cell.
That usually shuts 'em up...
If I was any better they would have to up my meds and put me in a padded cell.
That usually shuts 'em up...
CW Spook
US Veteran
Normalno...
Nevazhno...
Chto??
Nevazhno...
Chto??
Rawhyde
Member
Teaching him how to do ______ would be like teaching a monkey to fly a Learjet.
lawandorder
Member
"I haven't had this much fun since the Hogs ate my little Brother".
When asked how I am:
"Better than some - not as good as others."
Borrowed from the 90's Nickelodeon cartoon Rugrats:
"As Bob is my witless..."
When reminded that "There is no "I" in team", I have been known to respond:
"But there is in "Idiot". (Teams tend to leave me alone ...)
And from a Canadian friend of mine, used when concluding a set of instructions:
"First you do A then B and then Bob's Your Uncle." I have no clue what it means but I use it anyway.
"Better than some - not as good as others."
Borrowed from the 90's Nickelodeon cartoon Rugrats:
"As Bob is my witless..."
When reminded that "There is no "I" in team", I have been known to respond:
"But there is in "Idiot". (Teams tend to leave me alone ...)
And from a Canadian friend of mine, used when concluding a set of instructions:
"First you do A then B and then Bob's Your Uncle." I have no clue what it means but I use it anyway.
labworm
US Veteran
Since I retired 11 years ago.
I constantly say: WHAT'S THE RUSH
I constantly say: WHAT'S THE RUSH
kraigwy
US Veteran
The middle name of Life is IF.
Sin Loi
Sin Loi
About people who have an inflated idea of how smart, good looking, or hard working they are (usually all three): I'd like to buy that boy for what he's worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.
And in response to whiners that complain about something not being "fair": Fair is my least favorite 4-letter F word.
And in response to whiners that complain about something not being "fair": Fair is my least favorite 4-letter F word.
