PUNS for the educated mind...

Why do toadstools grow in circles?
Because there isn't mushroom.


Can't help the bad joke, I'm just a fungi!
Like "Why did the girl ask the mushroom to dance?"

She thought he was a....I won't say it.

Your entry #9 about the nudist colony, in the course of my job I had to enter one several times for a delivery. First time was when I discovered it wasn't managed by Hugh Hefner by a long shot.

Edit: Oh yea, how come cows never listen to what you say?
Because it goes in one ear and out the udder.
 
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You guys know Mahatma Gandhi went everywhere barefeet. Had feet like leather. Did you also know his meagre diet gave him terrible breath? In has last years, he weighed less than 100 pounds.

He was a super fragile calloused mystic vexed with halitosis.
 
You guys know Mahatma Gandhi went everywhere barefeet. Had feet like leather. Did you also know his meagre diet gave him terrible breath? In has last years, he weighed less than 100 pounds.

He was a super fragile calloused mystic vexed with halitosis.

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Then there is this one, told to me by a friend several years ago.

A fellow answered an ad for a zoo keeper at a very special zoo. His interview went well and he was told that they needed a new person to feed the rare, immortal porpoises. The only food that they ate consisted of sea gulls.

To protect the immortal porpoises from harm, the zoo had placed two large, stately African loins on the pathway to the lagoon where the porpoises lived. The fellow was told that he had to wait until the lions were asleep so he could step over them in order get to the lagoon and feed the porpoises. The job paid very well and he accepted the position.

His first day on the job, he collected he sea gulls and prepared them for the porpoises. He fed the lions and waited for them to lay down for their afternoon nap. Once he lions were asleep, he collected the sea gulls and started down the path to the lagoon.

He stepped over the sleeping lions and made it to the edge of the lagoon and was about to feed the porpoises when FBI agents appeared out of the bushes screaming: "Hold it right there buddy, your under arrest!"

When he asked what the charge was the head FBI agent said: "Your under arrest for taking gulls across stately lions for immortal porpoises!"

Let the groaning begin.
 
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A guy goes into a Chinese restaurant and picks up a carryout order. Ten minute later he's back, complaining about the egg rolls and the soup. The manager apologizes and asks what was wrong . the custoner says
"They were fried and found WonTon"
 
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