I'd like to have been a fly on the wall when the guy explained to his insurance agent how his car got trashed. Would have been good material for a Bob Newhart monologue.
Or a Farmers commercial

I'd like to have been a fly on the wall when the guy explained to his insurance agent how his car got trashed. Would have been good material for a Bob Newhart monologue.
My gf often has this problem, usually when watching TV in the evening. In her case, it's her 2 x 20-lb. "mega-moggies." Total immobility.
There are few things that say "contentment" like a cat blissfully asleep