Rant rant

[feralmerril]

Well, they are at it again..........

 

[35Rem]

That's "Sticky" material right there!

You call that a rant? Don't get me started. Four lines? That's not much of a rant. A good rant will go on, and on, and on, and on, and on. At a minimum, you should have to scroll down a bit in order to read it all. A truly good rant will go on so long you have to stop and think about just how far you are willing to go in order to absorb it all. Do you get the gist after a few lines, or do you want to read in fine detail, to grasp all the subtle points the ranter is ranting about? And that'd not just a rhetorical question, you have to actually try to answer it before you can commit to going on.

Then there's the invective. A good (^&*!@ rant will show some heat. At least part of the M*%^(&!) will be in ALL CAPS, ans will at least skirt the rule against creative spelling. It will necessarilt contain at least a few typos, a natural byproduct of the passion and impatience which generated it.

Wht's more, a truly great rant does not have to self-identify as a rant. It will radiate rantishness. There will be no doubt in the readers mind that it is a rant. Some of these "rant"-labled posts are more like a letter to the editor than a true rant. You don't have to tell anybody you are going to rant; JUSR RANT ON!!!

In the best of worlds, you will leave your reader the impression that you are a bit unbalanced, like a ticking time bomb, ready to go off at any second. People will have to learn to keep their *** **** distance.

If you want to apoligize for your rant afterwards, well, that's a different matter.

P.S. oops, I see handejector got here first. Nevermind...

 

[bloo]

Just cabin fever. Drives all of us a little nuts. But then I will take the snow over the tornados any day. Iffin you don't want to listen to us whine then don't click on a post named rant


Ted

 

[Fishslayer]

Amen to that!! I haven't heard this much groaning since I was in labor and delivery!

You weren't there when I had my kidney stone, were ya?

 

[Gunslinger808]

If I could post profanity here, you'd see a rant.
These are more "complaints", you just can't have a good rant without a few F bombs!

 

[A10]

You call that a rant? Don't get me started. Four lines? That's not much of a rant. A good rant will go on, and on, and on, and on, and on. At a minimum, you should have to scroll down a bit in order to read it all. A truly good rant will go on so long you have to stop and think about just how far you are willing to go in order to absorb it all. Do you get the gist after a few lines, or do you want to read in fine detail, to grasp all the subtle points the ranter is ranting about? And that'd not just a rhetorical question, you have to actually try to answer it before you can commit to going on.

Then there's the invective. A good (^&*!@ rant will show some heat. At least part of the M*%^(&!) will be in ALL CAPS, ans will at least skirt the rule against creative spelling. It will necessarilt contain at least a few typos, a natural byproduct of the passion and impatience which generated it.

Wht's more, a truly great rant does not have to self-identify as a rant. It will radiate rantishness. There will be no doubt in the readers mind that it is a rant. Some of these "rant"-labled posts are more like a letter to the editor than a true rant. You don't have to tell anybody you are going to rant; JUSR RANT ON!!!

In the best of worlds, you will leave your reader the impression that you are a bit unbalanced, like a ticking time bomb, ready to go off at any second. People will have to learn to keep their *** **** distance.

If you want to apoligize for your rant afterwards, well, that's a different matter.

P.S. oops, I see handejector got here first. Nevermind...

Whar really ticks me off is when people quote another persons post just because they can't think of anything good to add.....

 

[CigarGuy]

........and what's with you people that don't use your turn signals........?

 

[29aholic]

........and what's with you people that don't use your turn signals........?

I always use my left one...right one is broke.

 

[ladder13]

Whar really ticks me off is when people quote another persons post just because they can't think of anything good to add.....

I know what you mean.

 

[DeathGrip]

Whar really ticks me off is when people quote another persons post just because they can't think of anything good to add.....

+1

 

[Cobroller]

Rants are caused by change. I was W.I.N.E.* before I changed back to the old light blue style.

*Wildly Indignant about Nearly Everything.

 

[Fishslayer]

........and what's with you people that don't use your turn signals........?

I just leave one on full time...

I alternate to even out the wear.

 

[johnsonl]

Rant = Snivel

SNIVEL-to speak or cry in a whiney, weakly emotional manner.

 

[wuluf]

The only Rant allowed in my house

is my Benchmade:

 

[SAFireman]

I always use my left one...right one is broke.

...horn is broken too...watch for finger

 

[sideways]

The bad picture rant turned into one of the best threads ever.

 

[labworm]

Have you ever run into the chronic complainer.

 

[Nygma]

Boy am I glad nobody posted crummy cell phone pictures in this thread.

 

[DeathGrip]

Boy am I glad nobody posted crummy cell phone pictures in this thread.

Dog pic taken when there was no time to fetch a camera with Macro or extra zoomy lenses.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Think it's time for another Wal-Mart greeter thread!
This place reminds me of a bunch of guys hanging around the pickle barrel at Druckers Store
Or the Possum Lodge.