Heck, Caj, out in the country it's much, much easier. Most ranchers have access to a backhoe. Dig a hole six feet deep, dump the perpetrator in, cover 'em up, pour a concrete pad, build a 25' x' 20' pole barn over the site, then fill it up with 12 tons of hay. There's no cadaver dog on the planet that can smell through 12 tons of hay, 16 inches of concrete, and six feet of country clay.If you are in the country where nobody will hear the shots, drag the intruder into the bathroom and put him in the tub ao bleed out. Then cut him up (quarters will be fine) and then feed the parts through the wood chipper. After it's just clean up-remember clorox is your friend.

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