Ferret Face, part II
When I was about to retire some years ago, I was really looking forward to living life on my terms, and it has been just that. But even though others told me that there were always more things to do, to accomplish, to enjoy than there was time to do so, I didn't comprehend how true it was to be. To say I have been a bit busy would be a huge understatement. But....
Back to Ferret Face. He was one of those peculiar people we encounter from time to time. He kept to himself, and I assigned him some of our many pediatric patients; of course they were refugees from the terrible circumstances they were in. One day, the nurses told me that a child was in a terrible plight, and Ferret Face, of course they did not refer to him as such, was nowhere to be found in our compound. I went and assumed care of the very ill child.
One of the worst physician misconducts is when a provider abandons a patient. Esp in time of great need. I had made it absolutely clear to every physician that they were never to leave the hospital without "checking out" their responsibilities, ensuring continuity of care. No one ever violated that premise. Except Ferret Face....
So when Ferret face returned from an all-day PX run I met him at the truck, and told him to come with me. I walked him over behind a tent, and told him he was never, ever to do that again. Never, never, and he was to "check out" his patients to me before ever leaving again. He was a full COL, and I then an LTC, but he was subordinate to me.
Some people just don't get it. It was only a few day later when again the nurses needed urgent decisions on a child in extremis, and once again, Ferret Face was nowhere to be found. When later he returned from another PX run, I told him when he climbed down from the truck to follow me to the command tend.
Our hospital had one GP medium set up for our command and admin team. I had a small field desk there, about half the size of a card table, with fold up legs. I sat down and motioned for him to stand in front of me. He started his excuses and leaned over and put his hands on my "desk". I told him he would remain silent, put his heels together, come to the position of attention and not touch my desk. I dressed him down, and ended by telling him there would be no more failures. I told him him if he ever, ever abandoned a patient, I would drive him far out into the desert and drop him off at some remote God ForSaken Hell Hole, and leave him there to somehow, someday, find his own way back to St Louis, his home. I did not permit him to say another word, and told him to solute me and get out of my sight. When he turned to leave, I added that he was removed from any patient care in my hospital, and assumed care of our pediatric patients.
In my prior years of service, I had leaned from the best about how to handle soldiers like him. We had little to see and do with him until a few months later I rotated back home in charge of our return party.
My wife and I are in the process of selling two homes and moving to Columbia SC to be nearer one of our kids and their two boys. So I will be back, but it might be a while.
All the best, and stay safe... SF VET