hangnoose
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And sorry but no "BECAUSE I SAID SO,THAT'S WHY". I'll even start. "who said life was fair?, fair is for sissies.", "son, you can have whatever you want. You should start saving up now".
SOME OF YOUR DADS BEST OR MOST FRQUENT LINES
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"Anything worth doing is worth doing right."
So what? get back up.
You can love the rich ones just as much as the poor ones.
cballman
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One of my Fathers best ones was " I might not be right, But I am never wrong"
trapper704
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Son if you think someone is screwing with you, no need for only one of you to be mad about it.
Jack Flash
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Once one of my friends did not have chisel so he hammered on his screw driver instead. My Dad criticized this harshly.
I felt compelled to stick up for my friend and said "He used a screwdriver because he didn't have a chisel."
"Now he doesn't have either one." was Dad's retort. He was right, as usual.
I felt compelled to stick up for my friend and said "He used a screwdriver because he didn't have a chisel."
"Now he doesn't have either one." was Dad's retort. He was right, as usual.
"I don't care if it harelips half of Georgia..."
dcxplant
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"Never give up."
and
"There is always a solution"
Thank God for dad's advise!
and
"There is always a solution"
Thank God for dad's advise!
GF
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"Go ask your mom, you aggravating little ****."
Yeah.... I sure miss Dad.
GF
Yeah.... I sure miss Dad.
GF
Ben Nelson
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"If you're not in bed by midnight, go home."
LVSteve
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Me when small: "Dad, can I help".
Dad: "Yes, keep out of the way".
After ten years I stopped asking.
My Dad was a quiet guy and liked quiet. This drove my mother nuts.
Mum: "Hey, say something".
Dad: "Something".
Was no surprise to me that they separated after 14 years of marriage. Maybe relief is a better description of my thoughts at the time.
Dad: "Yes, keep out of the way".
After ten years I stopped asking.
My Dad was a quiet guy and liked quiet. This drove my mother nuts.
Mum: "Hey, say something".
Dad: "Something".
Was no surprise to me that they separated after 14 years of marriage. Maybe relief is a better description of my thoughts at the time.
His best comeback......
A little background. My Dad makes fun of my Mom's side of the family because they are 'buttless'. Also, my sister is crazy in a funny sort of way. M & D raised five kids on a shoestring and we were all grown by this time.
(Dad is washing dishes... from the dining room my sister started talking about him)
Sister: "Look at that, Dad doesn't have any butt at all!"
Dad (wryly) : "That's because I worked it off."
A little background. My Dad makes fun of my Mom's side of the family because they are 'buttless'. Also, my sister is crazy in a funny sort of way. M & D raised five kids on a shoestring and we were all grown by this time.
(Dad is washing dishes... from the dining room my sister started talking about him)
Sister: "Look at that, Dad doesn't have any butt at all!"
Dad (wryly) : "That's because I worked it off."
DeathGrip
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"Mom was here first. Don't ever forget it."
He'd say that usually when I gave her some grief. Then I got the grief.
I learned how much he loves her and understand now that I'm married.
He'd say that usually when I gave her some grief. Then I got the grief.
I learned how much he loves her and understand now that I'm married.
.45goblue
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"Judas Priest!"
Bkreutz
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There are two than I can think of, neither of which I can post here. 
Ivan the Butcher
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When I was young and wanted to something he'd say "When you grow up and have a place of you own, you can do whatever you want." Boy was that a lie. Ivan
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KKECK5
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'Let's put the cards on the table"
'The way you stay in bed, when you grow up your going to be a mattress tester'
Someone talking to him was....."bending in his ear".....
"a half a loaf, is better than none'
"don't put all your eggs in one basket'
'The way you stay in bed, when you grow up your going to be a mattress tester'
Someone talking to him was....."bending in his ear".....
"a half a loaf, is better than none'
"don't put all your eggs in one basket'
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