Moon her (!)
some people are losing their grasp
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I told my wife I am really tempted to make a sign that says "Will Work for Toilet Paper" and stand on a busy corner for a couple of hours just for laughs.
Absalom
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You should wear one of these.
Available from Amazon for 22 bucks. Search for "bird beak mask". I'm thinking of ordering one and strolling down our main drag. Probably a way to get my picture in the local paper.
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Went to the grocery store the other day and I agree, some just seem to be...
One person, woman I think no way to be certain, had their entire head covered with a ski hat and gaiter neck warmer and had on those long rubber gloves that some use to wash dishes and chop peppers and such.
One person, woman I think no way to be certain, had their entire head covered with a ski hat and gaiter neck warmer and had on those long rubber gloves that some use to wash dishes and chop peppers and such.
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I wonder if she knows something we don't?
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You should wear one of these.
Available from Amazon for 22 bucks. Search for "bird beak mask". I'm thinking of ordering one and strolling down our main drag. Probably a way to get my picture in the local paper.
I like it! I think it looks great with a hoodie, too.
It's also interesting to me that the actual name for the mask is Plague Doctor Mask.
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Went to wally world yesterday to pickup some clay birds for my skeet field.....A woman was wearing a mask over her mouth NOT HER NOSE......Not the brightest bulb on the tree.........
625-7
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You should wear one of these.
Available from Amazon for 22 bucks. Search for "bird beak mask". I'm thinking of ordering one and strolling down our main drag. Probably a way to get my picture in the local paper.
I see a steampunk Spy Vs. Spy movie here!
Never say never ;-)
RonPagan
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You should wear one of these.
Available from Amazon for 22 bucks. Search for "bird beak mask". I'm thinking of ordering one and strolling down our main drag. Probably a way to get my picture in the local paper.
I think the fact that it's made of leather, or at least looks like it means you may attract a very different sort of person than you might expect...
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Got that right.
Abbynormal
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Put a sign in her yard pointing towards her house, that reads:
"You do realize the sniper has you in his crosshairs, don't you?"
"You do realize the sniper has you in his crosshairs, don't you?"
Pronoun alert!!! And please be sensitive to gender "neutrality"!!
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Update:
I did call the police. Explained what took place and suggested they send over an officer to reassure the woman that the world was not ending. Can't say for certain that they did that, but I haven't heard another alarm in 3 days of dog walking past her house.
I did call the police. Explained what took place and suggested they send over an officer to reassure the woman that the world was not ending. Can't say for certain that they did that, but I haven't heard another alarm in 3 days of dog walking past her house.
She was probably given a government job and put in charge of the new military branch... Virus Response Force.
Surely you jest.
Even I know what it is, for more than 40 years now.
First issue I bought had "The Oddfather" in it.
Ask Bullet Bob about Spy vs Spy.
