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OK Lets hear em...Stupid funny thing you have donw when drunk....

I have heard of others but never did this myself until yesterday. I woke up(so I thought), walked to the corner of my room, and proceeding to relieve myself against the wall. My wife yelled "What the Hell", she says I looked at her then stopped and walked into the bathroom to finish my business....Dont remember any of it but my wife sure does...At least it wasnt in the BED...
 
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I ain't sayin' nuttin'!
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There are so many (some involving financing lawyer's children's educations) that I ran out of reasons to drink. I'm a good boy now and I lived long enough to finish sending monthly checks to all my ex-wives. Life is good. Joe
 
Originally posted by dsoza2003:
OK Lets hear em...Stupid funny thing you have donw when drunk....

I have heard of others but never did this myself until yesterday. I woke up(so I thought), walked to the corner of my room, and proceeding to relieve myself against the wall. My wife yelled "What the Hell", she says I looked at her then stopped and walked into the bathroom to finish my business....Dont remember any of it but my wife sure does...At least it wasnt in the BED...
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Don't feel bad, I went through a run of those instances. Ruined a Playstation, and a keyboard, once even in my own water glass next to the bed, you can geuss how I figured that out the next mornin.

Never remembered, but figured it out later one way or another. I take it easier on the booze now. God only knows where I went and did'nt figure it out.
 
went too the restroom about 10pm in a bar in Tuepalo, Miss., woke up in my bed the next day at 11AM Have no clue how I got home, just always hoped i did not run too many people off the road. Do not remember anything between those two times
 
Well there was this one time back about 1973. I woke up not knowing where I was and hung over big time. Looking around I came to the realization I was in a really bad fleabag hotel. Looking out the window I realized the hotel was in Mexico! And it wasn't exactly the kind of area where stupid young gringos are welcome at 8:00am.
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I made for the border like my pants were on fire!
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I quit drinking alcohol almost 30 years ago. Life may not be quite as interesting, but it sure is alot more peaceful.
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Several years ago we were celebrating my birthday at the Fairmont Hotel in San Jose. We were asked to leave because someone thought we were drinking too much. We went across the street to the park and played in the fountain. We had our clothes on. It wasn't like we were naked. Then I was dared to go back across the street and urinate in one of the big flower pots in from of the hotel. I have never been one to turn down a dare. The only thing I regret was that we didn't have a camera to record that auspicious moment.

That night was only the first time I was thrown out of the Fairmont. Since then I have been thrown out two more times. It may be personal, but I don't think they like me.
 
I met one guy who claimed to have woken up from a drunk in Czechoslovakia - during the cold war and in a U.S. Army vehicle. He said that embarassed Czech border guards smuggled them back out.

The really funny one was the U.S. citizen civilian who was visiting Australia and ended up drinking with some U.S. sailors on shore leave. When he woke up, he found himself on an aircraft carrier.

The very embarassed U.S. Navy put him back on shore very quickly.
 
I've never drank enough (at one time) to do anything like that. I've never even "forgotten" the night before. It never had much appeal to me.

I have a buddy, though, that tells a story about leaving Ft. Campbell with some friends. The next thing he remembers is waking up between a mattress and a box spring. Two toddlers were staring at him. Mom was not in the room. He got up, put his clothes on, and snuck out. He had no idea where he was. Turns out it was Knoxville, and he was AWOL. Two days had passed. Some kind of friends.
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never get that plastered I prefer to be the one telling you what stupid things you done that night.
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When I was young I went on some high lonesome drunks. I barely drink at all now for the last 30 years. Funny, I like the taste etc, but I can totaly take it or leave it. Several times I have bought whiskey and it will sit in the cubbard for years.
 
Years ago I would drink and ride my motorcycle without any thought of my life or anyone elses. I once blew up a Shovelhead because I forgot to shift out of second gear and rode her trying to keep up with the pack till she dropped a valve. The next fiasco was pulling into the drive and never putting my feet down and just falling over. Only by the grace of God did I not get hurt or hurt someone and only by the grace of God am I sober and saved now.
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I haven't touched a drop in over 25 years...

One Saturday afternoon my elderly neighbor called:
"Did you have a good time last night"?
"I dunno, Herman, I don't remember much".
"Well, can you move your car for me"?
"Aw crap. Am I blocking your driveway again? I'm sorry. I'll be right out"

My car was in Herman's front yard. I crunched the bird bath right up against his porch...

Then one time I was late for work. The foreman really chewed me out. Said "If it happens again, I'm fired"
I went back to work. I grumbled at a co-worker "Who pissed in Harvey's cornflakes? It's not like I'm late all the time"
Co-worker asks "You *DO* know its Tuesday, doncha"?

I lost a whole Monday some how...
 
You really don't have enough time, nor I enough intact liver or brain cells to go any further with this line of questioning?
I plead the V!
 
When questioned on my "the night beefore actions" I always say I don't drink - that was my twin brother Lou. Especially at tailgates during football season. PS I don't have a twin
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