Stupid things you did as a kid

well, 2 Stupidissst things were

1- Going 140 on bored/stroked HD Sportster on a gravel road with no helmet ( HA !...Lot of Good)

2-Taking a hood off an old Buick and sliding down a 60 foot gravel bank
JUST ONE TIME

Oh, just remembered, to add to the suspense of #1, one of the plug wires came off and stung my bare leg a millionmillion times. Had another BLATZ after that.
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Dropped some black acid and drove 110 miles in a snow storm to see a 6 foot green eyed blonde. The wipers froze to wind shield, no heater of course, and the only way to free them was to open the "reverse" front door.
CAN YOU SAY AIRPLANE RUTTER???????????

 
My neighbor's dad worked at the airbase, he had a job working on landing gear. He had taken the nose wheel off a bomber or something and made his son a truly beautiful cannon out of solid chrome steel, designed it to accept the huge ball bearings that were in the hub, about .75". The kid comes over to my house and says look at what my dad made me, I looked it over and said "Lets fire this sumbitch." My dad had bought a .375 H&H when we went to Alaska back in the early 50's, I knew where there was a box of shells. I grabbed three of them and busted the heads off with a pair of pliers, poured the powder down the barrel of the cannon, saving a bit for the touchhole. We packed some toilet paper down the hole and rolled a ball home. We then took it up into my car port, everyone was gone so it was empty, we had an old vise in the tool shed and we clamped it into the vise. "What are we gonna shoot with it?" my neighbor says. I rummaged around in the shed and found an old black and white spattered canning kettle, layed it in front of the shed, took the cannon and vise back to the entrance of the carport and aligned everything just so. I handed the book of matches to my neighbor and said "There ya go!" He said "Its your idea" I took some of the remaining powder and poured it down the touchhole, squatted behind the cannon and struck a match, reached down and touched it to the touchhole. I remember a huge explosion and being bowled backwards, rolling down the driveway, my face burned and I couldn't hear anything, I looked at my neighbor he was pointing at me and shouting something I was deafened. Fortunately I had been wearing my dad's old aviator's sunglasses, my eyebrows were singed off and I had a bright red face, no real damage. We went over to the cannon is was fine, although loosened from the vice. The canning kettle had rattled around the carport a bit and had two perfectly round holes in one side out the other, the 1/2" plywood door of the shed had a neat hole in it and since nothing was in the way so did the backside of the shed, I don't think the ball slowed down until gravity took effect a quarter of a mile away. I was always making gunpowder and rocket fuel, we mixed up something once that sent a column of fire and smoke as high as a telephone pole. Got some pretty bad burns a time or two, once set some "rocket fuel" off in the house on mom's stove, got burned hauling the pan out the house but saved the house, we cleaned up all the mess and noone ever found out until we moved years later and mom found cinders up on the top shelf. We used to have bottle rocket wars, duels at 10 paces, chase each other with roman candles, everybody had burns and cuts and bruises...I always thought we were normal, my little brother tells me otherwise, saying that he was normal.
 
all of the above, and the most deadly, at age about 18 to 21. tried to accommadate all the ladies who's husbands worked the night shift at the sawmill, was still the best and fondest memories.
 
Dad was selling the 46 chevy. I figured to help out and keep the gas. I drilled a hole in the tank and caught the gas in a bucket, he sold the car the next day. Our neighborhood was 1st to get street lights, buddy got his dads 22 handgun we shot out quite a few, on the streets with no homes.
 
I was raised in a logging camp in SE Alaska. We would climb to the tops of trees during heavy winds and ride them back and forth. We had no idea that even stout spruce trees could break!
 
We used to jump trains as they rolled out of the switching yard. They would gain speed on the flat ground heading out of town. We would ride them as long as we dared, I always was the last one to jump off. One day, a real "tough guy" older brother of a good friend of mine came along. He stayed on the train the longest, 160 miles all the way to Kansas City, he was to afraid to jump off once it got up some speed. He called home from the freight yard in KC later that afternoon crying for his mommy to come get him. I still remember teasing him that whole summer. He never picked on us much after that.
 
I lived on the Upper East Side of Manhattan in 1960-61, it was a very snowy winter. We would grab the bumpers of the cars as they came down our street, squat down, ride to the end of the block. It's amazing nobody was injured.
 
True story.

I'll never forget the time I threw a Black Cat firecracker out my Junior High School Social Studies class window... it landed on the ledge.

Yep, had my moments.

Scott
 
Anyone remember "Sissy Bar's" on the old Schwinn stingrays?
.. Christmas Day' 1969, me & my little brother woke up to
our dream bikes', 2 beautiful blue Schwinn's Mine had the big
sissy cause I was the oldest I guess, I mean that sucker stuck
up a good 3 1/2 feet past the banana seat!
Anyways later that day we ended up down at the school yard
poppin' wheelies & doin things kids do' like goin real fast,
duckin down' & goin under the "Volley Ball Net" :eek:
.. you guessed it* snapped that bar right off at the seat!
I go flying through the handle bars, scar myself up pretty
good on the pavement still not knowin' what the hell hit me!
.. ( don't tell anyone) :o

~ Joe
 
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We used to make street racers using old roller skates for wheels. And then proceed to run them down the nearest street that had anything resembling a slope. Mine kinda got missteered and ended up kissing a few parked cars and the asphalt. Running across the roof of a neighbor's shed and falling through the roof. Back of my buddies house there were a bunch of abandoned homes due to be demolished for new ones. We cut through the alley between his and his uncles house and there were two cops shouting for us to stop. We about faced and back to his house. The cops were banging on the door while we told his mom what happened. I can still remember her telling the two cops "they just left this house and had no time to get in trouble". Seems someone was stealing the copper pipe and breaking windows and we were in the wrong place at the wrong time. My buddies uncle heard all the ruckus and came over. After listening to the police officers and us he picks up the phone and calls the 103 pct in Jamaica,NY. Hands the phone to one of the two officers and from what I can remember got a monumental chewing out. Turns out his uncle was very politically connected. And we had nothing to do with what the two police officers had said we'd done. His uncle had actually seen us walk through the alley and run being followed by the police.
Then riding our bikes down what was referred as suicide hill and surviving. Kinda makes you wonder how we survived childhood.
And a friend had some M-80's taped together and chucked them in a chemical toilet. Blew off the roof, door and launched the blue and brown stuff up into the trees. Rained down all over the place and covered some cars with the blue and brown stuff. Frank
 
Ok, one more then I have to sleep. One day in science class 7th grade we, like every other group of kids in our time, had to dissect a frog. Of course all the girls thought it was gross, and the boys loved it. I paired up with a buddy of mine named Danny. Now Danny was know to be a bit of a cut up, and was nearly always in trouble, but I think thats why he was my friend, we had that in common. While about half way though the class Danny looks at me with the mischievous look he often got when he was planning something that would likely land him in detention. He looked at me for a long second, and then at the forceps we used on the frog, then over to the electrical outlet right in front of our work station. It was like a light went on above his head. I was about midway through saying "Danny I don't think thats a good......." and he picked up the forceps and jabbed them into the outlet, sparks poured out like a firework, he lit up like a cartoon, I swear I saw his bones, just like in an x-ray, and for a moment time froze. Then the lights when out as the circuits fuse gave way, and the electricity stopped flowing. Danny fell over off his stool, and I couldn't breath I was laughing so hard, tears streaming down my face, the teacher screaming at me "what the hell happened?" It took me a while before I could tell him. Of course Danny went to the nurse, then got sent home on a 3 day suspension. I never got to be his lab partner again for the rest of the year. I have a lot of stories about this guy, a lot of memories, but I will never forgot the frog incident.
 
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Good lord what a bunch of miscreants here!:D

Had a buddy "aquire" some nitric and sulfuric acid......and a quart of glycerine.......oh, and if you put the stuff under a 100 lb bag of sand to build pressure, it will knock a barn off its footings.....so I've heard anyway. Don't try this at home!

we'd be on watch lists today....
 
I never got to be his lab partner again for the rest of the year.

When I took high school chemistry we had a brand-new teacher about twenty-two years old, right out of college. Nice kid, but the key word was "kid". We tried not to give her too much grief, but you know what high school juniors are like.

One day she passed out strips of pH test paper for us to test our saliva for acidity or alkilinity. One usually reserved, well-behaved kid took out his fountain pen (it was 1954 and we still used them) and soaked the tip of the pH paper with black ink. When the teacher came around he said, "I don't know what this means, Miss Cheser, but you probably don't want me to spit on you"--and showed her the paper.

It was a lovely moment.
 
Smarter kids use their mom's umbrella as a parachute, I'm told. ;)

Mom's get REAL mad when their favorite umbrella is turned into a funnel......

Yup! Tried that one off the garage roof at about age seven...didn't work for me as well as it did for Bugs Bunny.
Used the laundry mom had on the clothesline as targets for my home built bow and arrow...little holes but big mistake.
Used same home built bow and arrow to discover 22 shells taped base first to the arrows would explode on impact to solid oblects...dad's truck being one of the objects...second big mistake...bow and arrow disappeared...arrow shaft repeatedly applied to backside hurts like hell.
Learned that striking a shotgun shell with a hammer creates a lot of stinging shrapnel and will rebound the hammer into your forehead.
Investigated cherry bomb effect on crabby neighbors mailbox multiple times.
Corned same crabby neighbor at Halloween and got shot at...first time I ever heard the strange buzzing sound bullets make when they pass close by.
Scared high school friend half to death showing him my 1957 Chevy would put the speedometer needle in the center of the gap between 120 and zero and go airborn when it hit a slight raise in the road at that speed.
Ahhh...the immortality of youth...:D
 
WD-40 and matches were always fun, especially if you had the red straw - more distance that way. Destroyed the straw after a few seconds though. My friend and I would go to a local hardware store and take all the red straws and buy a can. Was only mid-90's too, now I need photo ID to buy OTC cough syrup.

Solid fuel pellets for model rockets (sans the actual model rockets, of course) were risky, but so much fun. Never knew where they would end up once lit. Tied a GI Joe to one once and set it off, shot up about 10 feet, then did about 15 random spirals before slamming into the side of his house and streaming into the woods.

And my favorite: Turnip Cannon. Like a potato gun...only with a larger, denser, more-rounded projectile. Sounded like a shotgun when fired. Blew the top off an old street lamp with one once...blew it *off*.
 
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