Tactical pen?

I recently got into pen making. Don't know why, just got facinated with the beauty of them. As soon as I get a lot more supplies I may make some and post them for sale to members here. I do make the 30cal & 50Cal cartridge pens. They're great to make. And like one poster mentioned, no two are alike.
 
Tactical Sox (Tacti-Sox TM) here!

Yessir, you may think they look just like regular athletic sox, but nossir! These "undercover" babies are different! Thing is, just wear 'em for a week or so without taking your shoes off, and they are ready to go!

Say you are sittin' on a stool in a strange bar, mindin' your own beeswax, and some agressive low life suddenly gets in your face. Says he's gonna beat the snot outta you. Ha! No worries, whip off your shoe (or shoes, for extra power), and lift up your feet up and deploy the Tact-Sox TM as close to the lowlife's face as possible, and watch that bad boy tear up and turn tail!!

Guaranteed to work! Only $59.95 per Tacti-Soc TM. Cash or MO only. Guranteed to work or we promise our full condolences.

(Not recommended for married men.)
 
I'm looking for extra gun money and will do all the "foot work" of prepping the tactical sox (tm). I will do a three day starter stink for $15, or a seven day bunyon blaster for $30 and $10 hazmat fee over the standard shipping fee. The first ten orders get free speed laces for rapid deployment of your not-so-new tactical socks (tm).
 
You sockers are crackin' me up. :D
That's funny.

Seriously, I had not thought about the logical uses for a Tac pen- like where someone mentioned a female at college. I guess I've been armed so long.....
Do they take them away at the metal detectors at courthouses and/or bust you?
Can you fly with them?
Do any jurisdictions consider them weapons?
 
CMMG has tactical bacon too. I can think of no better tactical product! :)

I do like some of these pens I gotta say though
 
You sockers are crackin' me up. :D
That's funny.

Seriously, I had not thought about the logical uses for a Tac pen- like where someone mentioned a female at college. I guess I've been armed so long.....
Do they take them away at the metal detectors at courthouses and/or bust you?
Can you fly with them?
Do any jurisdictions consider them weapons?

Lee, that's why I was interested. Lots of places I go frown upon my 640-1. I've got a knife or two on me at all times, but I've almost always got a pen, too. The one's I've been buying are plastic and wouldn't hold up, so a strong metal one might be in order. I don't want one that says "Smith&Wesson" or "Benchmade" so that they aren't obvious at security checkpoints. ;) I would be interested to know if any jurisdictions consider a pen a weapon, though.
 
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