Tales from the Faulkner Files: Trail of the brush hog +Final Chapter

Faulkner

Member
Joined
Oct 24, 2004
Messages
6,527
Reaction score
36,617
Location
Arkansas Ozarks
CHAPTER 1

As is so often the case, it started with a phone call.

Mrs. Faulkner answered the kitchen phone, “hello?”

I cleaning up the dishes from a late, for us, breakfast. I was wearing an apron as I was washing the dishes that had printed on the front “Granpa’s rule as long as granddaughter is not around”. Our 4 year old granddaughter was in the other room watching Frozen but had insisted I wear the apron while fixing breakfast. Granddaughters do, after all, rule. She and her 7 year old brother had spent the night with us while her parents had a movie night out with friends.

I could tell the phone conversation was wrapping up, “Okay Fran, I’ll let him know. Call us back if you don’t find out anything. Bye.”

“What’s up?” I asked.

“That was Fran, she called looking for Chad. She said he had left early while it was cool on the tractor to do some brush hogging but he was not back from breakfast. Said she called to see if he ended up over here and for us to send him home, but I told her we’d not seen him.”

“Hmm,” I said as I was drying the dishes. “It’s going to be another hundred degree day today so I doubt he’ll be out long.”

Chad and Fran are neighbors from down the road. He’s got about a 40 acre spread that he runs some cows on. In their middle 50’s or so, Chad was born and raised in the Ozarks a ways across the county but left after high school and got a degree in electrical engineering. He semi retired a few years ago and moved back to the Ozarks and seems to be a really smart guy and is a good neighbor. He comes by from time to time to have me help him work on projects, but I think it’s mainly because I’ve accumulated more tools over the years that he has. We met up with them from church and Fran and Mrs. Faulkner seemed to have hit it off. Fran is real good about coming by and checking in on Mrs. Faulkner whenever I’m going to be out and about longer than normal.

After cleaning up in the kitchen and getting my apron hung up to dry I went into the other room to check on things. I could tell the Frozen video was nearing the end because I have it mostly memorized from the two dozen times we’ve watched it together. Frankly, if she wants to sit with me in my recliner and watch it another two dozen times I’m game.

“Hey kiddo, before it gets too hot outside why don’t we go and check on Daisy and see what’s she’s doing.”

She jumped up immediately and asked as she headed to the door, “can we play Frisbee with her?”

“If she wants to,” I said.

She rolled her eyes in exaggerated exasperation and said, “Granpa, Daisy always wants to play Frisbee me.”

Sure enough, as we stepped out on the front porch Daisy was laying in the shade under the porch swing with a doggie Frisbee close at hand. Grabbing the Frisbee and squealing “let’s go Daisy” at a pitch that only 4 year old girls can do, off they went. We played Frisbee for a while, then keep away from Daisy, then chase, then Daisy went to her toy box and came back with a tennis ball and we threw that for a while. We worked our way towards the barn and with her holding my hand with one hand she would point with the other hand asking about various things around the yard “what’s that Granpa.” After I told her what it was she’d ask, “what’s it do?” When we got to the barn I loaded on the ATV and we took a slow ride around the place with her continuing pointing and asking. We came upon a roadrunner near the fence row and stopped and watched it for a few minutes, then we went up to the back deck and watched a dozen or so of Mrs. Faulkner’s hummingbirds buzz about.

She pointed out one particular male Ruby throated hummingbird and said, “that one is mean. It’s chasing off all the other ones.” It’s amazing how attentive 4 year olds can be.

We rode the ATV back to the barn and walked back to the house and went in to see what Mrs. Faulkner was up too. When I walked in she asked, “did you have fun?”

“Yep,” I said, “but I think its nap time . . . she may be tired too.”

CHAPTER 2

About 10:45 am the home phone rang again. I answered it and it was Fran.

“Hey Faulkner, I’ve still not seen or heard from Chad. It’s not like him and I’m a bit concerned.” I could hear it her voice too.

“Hang tight Fran. Do you have my cell number?”

“Yes,” she replied.

“I’ll be over in about 10 minutes. If anything changes you call me on my cell,” I told her.

I hung up the phone and turned around and saw Mrs. Faulkner filling up a small soft ice cooler with ice and water bottles. “Don’t get out there and get overheated,” she said over her shoulder while zipping up the cooler.

“Are you taking Daisy with you?” she asked.

“Yep.”

“Okay, be careful and call me when Chad turns up.”

I leaned over and kissed her on the cheek, “I will.”

I walked out the front door and headed towards the truck with Daisy on my heals. Aside from the cooler, pretty much all the gear I need is already in the truck except for Daisy’s gear. I went inside the barn to where her TAC harness and leash is stowed and grabbed them as well as a small daypack loaded with stuff for her. I’ve never had to use anything from Daisy’s daypack, but you never know.


attachment.php



I dropped the tailgate and opened the door to Daisy’s carrier and she loaded right up. In less than 10 minutes we were pulling into Chad and Fran’s gravel driveway. Fran was waiting on the front porch sitting in a rocker when I got out, walked around back and dropped the tailgate and let Daisy out. Chad and Fran have a couple of barn cats but no dogs. Daisy ran up to Fran on the front porch and sat and Fran gave Daisy a big hug. She hadn’t been crying, but I could tell it wouldn’t take much. She was worried.

“Thanks for coming Faulkner,” and I gave her a hug.

“Look,” I said, “I called dispatch on the way over and gave them a heads up so they’ll have folks on standby. He’s still not answering his phone?

“No.”

“Do you guys have that tracking application in case you misplace your phone the other one can find it?” I asked.

“No, but we will after this.”

“Okay, you said he left on his tractor?” I asked. “What time?”

“Yes, it was early. I was still in bed but I heard the tractor start and him drive off on it. Maybe just before 6:00 am.”

“Do you think anyone went with him?”

“I’m pretty sure he was alone. If anyone would have gone with him it would have been you. You know he bought another 10 acres on the other side of the ridge,” she said.

“I didn’t know that.”

A strip of Pete’s land is between here and there and Chad usually goes all the way around to the other side on the road, but Pete said he didn’t have a problem with Chad crossing his land to get to it. I called Pete this morning and he said he didn’t see Chad go by this morning.”

I chuckled and said, “well with all those yapping yard dogs that Pete has a mouse couldn’t get by his place without Pete knowing about it. Hmm, I wonder if Chad tried to go over the ridge with the tractor this time.” After pondering a few moments I said, “I need the keys to Chad’s side by side, I’m going to load up and Daisy and I are going to see if we can pick up his trail. He’s not gone far on the tractor.”

It’s going to be a hot one today, over a hundred. It’s already in the mid 90’s and its not even noon yet. I reached in the truck and pulled out a mesh tactical vest that I used as a spare. I’d already preloaded it with first aide supplies, a pouch for a water bottle, and a holster for my Ruger SR22 semi auto .22 LR pistol and two spare magazines. I’m not necessarily scared of snakes but in this country there is liable to be a timber rattler in the shade of most any rock overhang on a hot day here in the Ozarks. I threw both mine and Daisy’s packs in the back of the SxS. I put on Daisy’s TAC harness and put her leash in my pocket. I got in and Daisy loaded up and sat beside me and off we went.

We took off down a two track that headed out down a hill to the pasture behind Chad’s place. Surprisingly, in less than 5 minutes I picked up the trail of Chad’s tractor in pushed over grass cutting across the pasture. The grass was around knee high and Chad must have had the brush hog chained up because there was not any indication in the grass that he was dragging anything behind it. I hit the accelerator and followed the path of pushed over grass for about three quarters of a mile to a fence row on the other side of the pasture. It was an old fence row with years of dense undergrowth on it. The path then turned and paralleled the fence row a couple of hundred yards that led up to a 12 foot gate. I stopped short of the gate and shut off the SxS. I could see in the pushed over grass that Chad had gotten off the tractor and had smashed down grass as he walked about getting the gate open. I sat for a while and listened to see if I could hear anything, a tractor running or anything out of the ordinary.

I looked over at Daisy and said, “you hear anything girl?” Apparently not.

I took out my iPhone and sent a joint text to Fran and Mrs. Faulkner saying I’d picked up Chad’s trail and where I was. I looked at my watch and noticed I’d only left Chad’s place about 25 minutes ago, so I was making good time.

I got out with Daisy following and walked up to the gate to study the trail. It was quite obvious that the gate had been swung open, the tractor pulled through, then the gate was closed back . . . and locked. It was a big ole lock too.

I looked down at Daisy standing next to me and said, “Daisy Mae, looks like we’re going on a hike.”
 

Attachments

  • 2023-08-27 Daisy (1).jpg
    2023-08-27 Daisy (1).jpg
    172.2 KB · Views: 711
Last edited:
Register to hide this ad
You never cease to intrigue me with your narrative skills……reads like a mystery novel. I am sure there is a happy ending…..
 
CHAPTER 3

Daisy scooted under the gate as I climbed over, then picked up my pack and followed the tractor’s path through the grass on foot. The path lead us across part of a pasture to a stand of hardwood trees and an old logging path headed up a shallow ridge line. We took off up the logging path and the ground became much more rugged and rocky and I could see where Chad’s tractor tires were turning over the occasional rock here and there, leaving enough sign to confirm the tractor had recently used this path. The climb up the path wasn’t that tough but I could tell the sun was burning resemblance of the morning coolness.

I stopped at the top and could see small open valley on the other side. This must be the new property that Chad had recently purchased. I sat on a large rock next to the logging path, reached into my pack and pulled out my Steiner 8x30 binoculars. Though we were still in the tree line of top of the ridge, I through the trees upon the small valley below and, low and behold, I could get a glimpse of Chad’s bright orange Kubota tractor sitting still near a shallow dry branch. I estimated it was around 300 yards away. I lowered the binoculars and listened carefully to see if I could hear the diesel engine running, but I didn’t hear anything. I looked with the binoculars again and did not see any sign of Chad near the tractor, and an expanded scan of the area didn’t turn up anything either.

Not knowing if I’d have a cell signal down in the valley, I sent another joint text to Fran and Mrs. Faulkner saying I’d spotted the tractor but not Chad yet. I told them I was headed down into the valley and not worry if it took me a while to send an update. I got a thumbs up reply from both of them immediately. I pulled out my water bottle and took a swig, then let Daisy take some from a collapsible water bowl from my pack. With my gear loaded back up and secure, I took off down the back side of the ridge following the logging trail. I turned to Daisy and said, “Daisy, let’s go!” That’s the command that she understands frees her from hanging around me when we’re off leash hiking. With the instruction she took off down the path.

As I neared the bottom of the ridge I lost sight of the tractor due to the uneven terrain and tall grass. Daisy had long since gotten out of sight ahead of me, she had followed the log path to the bottom then took off through the field, probably headed to the tractor. Once I cleared the tree line I found the field surprisingly rocky and had to be careful walking through the grass that I didn’t trip on some unseen ankle breaker. Since I observed that the tractor was sitting in the depression of a dry branch when I was on top of the ridge, I could spot the tractor’s ROPS bar as I worked my way across the field. When I’d hiked up to within about 75 yards from the tractor I stopped and shouted, “CHAD!” No answer. I tried again, “HEY CHAD”. Nothing.

I continued on across the rocky field, wading through knee to waste high grass and briers and topped a small knoll and stopped. I could see the top half of the tractor but no sign of Chad, or Daisy for that matter.

“DAISY, COME HERE!” I shouted. Some 30 seconds later I could hear what I hoped was Daisy running through the grass in my direction. A few moments later she popped out in the open where I could see her and ran up to me. I gave her a pat on the head and stepped off the knoll and down into the dry branch and worked my way towards the tractor. I was approaching the tractor from the rear and I got within 20 yards and stopped straight away. “This ain’t good,” I thought, I could see Chad’s booted feet sticking out from under the brush hog.

I dropped my pack and knelt down to see if I could see any further under the brush hog, and as I did Daisy took off and ran up to the brush hog and crawled under next to Chad’s legs. It was then that I saw both of Chad’s boots wag back and forth. Still not knowing what the situation was, I shouted, “CHAD, can you hear me?” There was no reply but his boots waged back and forth more aggressively.

I stood and took a few moments to evaluate the situation. Chad was under the brush hog and he was not dead. But he’s not communicating, at least verbally, either. The tractor’s engine was not running. I could see his iPhone sitting in the cup holder on the right fender. The brush hog was chained up as high as it would go, but it seemed to be sitting close to the ground. I stepped over to the side of the tractor to see if there was any fuel leaking, a flat tire, or any foreign debris where it shouldn’t be. Not seeing anything.

“Daisy, come here!” She immediately came out from under the brush hog and looked at me. So, no snakes or other critters under there or she’d have been having a fit. I stepped over behind the rear wheels of the tractor and got on my hands and knees to see if I could pear under the brush hog from its front end.

“Chad? Can you hear me?” I said

“Yyyesss,” I heard him whisper. “Itttt’s sitttting on ttttooop of me. Barrrely breeeeath.”

“Okay buddy, hang tight and let me lift it off of you.”

I jumped up and ran around to the side of the tractor and stood there for a moment, looking. Before I stepped up on the floorboard the thought that kept going through my mind was, Chad is a smart guy. He didn’t just crawl under that brush hog and let it drop on him. Something ain’t right and I didn’t want things to get worse before I could make it better. I took a step back and looked around and found some large flat rocks that I would use to chock the front and rear tires. With us in a dry branch there were plenty of rocks around, so I went about collecting some more flat rocks and jimmied them under the sides of the brush hog so it couldn’t drop any lower.
I then found two more thin flat rocks that I could place in front of the rear tires so that, if I had to, I could use them like small ramps to lift the rear of the tractor when I pulled forward.

I ran back over to the tractor and grabbed the handle to pull myself up into the seat. Gingerly, I stepped up on the floorboard and eased into the seat. I looked back behind me at the brush hog, then turned back and turned the key to start the engine. Chad’s tractor is a little larger than my Kubota, but all the controls were similar enough. When the engine cranked I looked at the 3 point hitch lever and saw it was already all the way up. I placed my hand on it and pulled it back just to make sure, but it just confirmed it was already all the way up, and I could not lift it up any further. I reached down between my feet to check if the tractor was in 2WD or 4WD, found it was in 2 wheel drive so I shifted the lever to 4 wheel drive. This tractor has a Hydrostatic transmission, like mine, so I moved the three speed shift lever down into LOW gear. The rear brakes were already locked so I put my left foot on the brake pedal and snapped off the lock, eased off the brake as I used my right foot to press on the drive pedal and see if I could move the tractor forward enough to get the brush hog off of Chad.
 
Chapter 4

The flat rocks I had placed in front of the rear wheels to work like ramps seemed to be working. I got just a little bit of slippage from one of the front tires but as I eased on the pedal the tractor ever so slowly inched forward and the rear end moved upward. When I figured the tractor had moved forward about six inches, and the rear probably moved up about three inches, I stopped the tractor and locked the brakes. I killed the engine and jumped off, then moved a couple of large flat rocks and chocked both of the rear tires so the tractor would not roll backward.

I got back on my hands and knees behind the tractor and looked underneath the brush hog to analyze the situation.

“Chad, can you her me?”

“Yeah buddy, thank GOD you got that thing off of me,” he answered hoarsely.

It was dark underneath the brush hog and hard to see since my eyes were still accustomed to the bright sunshine. “How bad are you hurt, are you bleeding anywhere?”

After a few seconds delay, “no, I don’t think I’m bleeding. I just need to catch my breath.”

“Okay, can you tell if you are busted up anywhere? Anything broken?” I asked.

“Maybe some ribs, not sure. Help me get out from under here before I get stove up. Go around the other end and grab my legs and help me scoot out, that’s how I got here in the first place.”

“How about I just crank the tractor back up and pull forward until it’s off of you?” I told him.

“NO, NO, NO, don’t do that! Go around and grab my legs and help pull me out. I don’t want you to move that tractor any more with me under here!”

I crawled back on my hands and knees and stood up between the tractor and brush hog then ran around to the back of the brush hog. I could now see nearly to Chad’s knees after I had moved the tractor. I grabbed him by his ankles and he started scooting on his backside as I pulled him. Once I could see he was completely free from being under the brush hog I told him to lay still where he was. I reached for my pack and pulled out the bottle water and a hand towel, dowsed the towel with water then handed him the bottle.

“Here,” I said, “take a drink. I’m going to wipe some of the dirt off of you and give you a quick going over to double check for anything broken.”

I checked his arms and legs, then around his neck and head but I didn’t see or feel anything worse than some minor cuts. He was wearing a loose fitting T-shirt so I pulled it up and pushed around his rib cage and sternum and got indications that whole area was quite sensitive to the touch.

“Okay, you may have some broken ribs, but everything else seems okay. How is your breathing?”

He took a deep breath, winced, and said, “It’s great now, but it was nip and tuck for a while. I was afraid I was going to suffocate.”

“Okay, now for the big question, WHAT were you doing under there in the first place?”

Chad tilted his head a bit so he could look over at me, squinted his eyes and said, “it was not my smartest move, now, was it?”

Not to belittle the fact I just shook my head.

He took another deep breath. “I’d been brush hogging up the hill by that fence row when I ran over an old piece of barbed wire I’d not seen. It quickly got wound up in the blades before I could get the PTO shut down. I got off and took a look and could see it was wound up pretty tight and I'd have to cut it loose. I saw this dry branch and figured I could straddle it enough so that I could crawl under and cut the wire out. Seemed like a good plan. I had the brush hog chained up secure so it would not come loose, and the tractor brakes locked down.” He stopped and took a few more deep breaths before continuing. “I had most of it cut out except for this one piece hung up around the blade spindle. I was laying down underneath and gave it a quick tug and when I did the tractor slipped back on the rocks just enough for the brush hog to gently come down on me with the center piece on my chest. I could kind of hold it up a bit with my arms while my elbows rested on the ground, but I knew this was not a long term solution.”

He reached up and wiped his eyes with his forearm so I handed him the damp hand towel.

“Thanks. Anyway, that was about three and a half hours ago. I got to the point where I didn’t have the strength to push up on the brush hog to catch my breath. I tried everything I could to figure a way out of this. I got to thinking about Jesus suffocating while on the cross and how this was the end for me. It got harder and harder to breath and I could feel the heat bearing down on the metal brush hog. I was pondering how it could get any worse when I heard a critter rustling around and was concerned I was about to get snake bit or gnawed on by a coyote. That's when Daisy stuck her head under and then crawled up and licked me on the nose.”

He stopped and blew his nose on the towel then continued, “I have never ever been more glad to see a dog in my entire life. I knew, I just knew, with Daisy here you wouldn’t be far behind.”

“Okay Pard,” I said, “Let me go find a cell signal and let some folks know you’ve been found mostly safe and sound. Then I’m calling the Emergency Squad to come fetch you outa here.”

“I think I can walk out of here, or ride the tractor out.”

“Nope, we’re not taking any chances. It’s too hot for me to carry you out and IF there are any injuries I can’t see you don’t need to be bouncing around on the tractor. We got shade here and plenty of water until they get here. Got it?”

“Okay, got it,” he answered.

I stood up and checked for cell signal. No go. I decided to walk back up the ridge line the way I came. Daisy and I got about half way up when two bars lit up. I stopped and sent a joint message to Fran and Mrs. Faulkner.

”Daisy found Chad mostly safe and sound, a few bumps and bruises. Sit tight until we get to the road then I’ll reach out to you again. Faulkner”
 
Last edited:
Kudos to both Daisy and Faulkner!

It brings back a lot of memories from my days in South Georgia, and the great farmers who live and work there every day. Farm work is extremely dangerous, especially when large animals and heavy farm equipment are involved. As I understand it, the center of gravity for tractors makes them especially prone to rolling over or injuring or crushing the farmer/operator. We've lost two friends from rollovers. Add the fact that most of the time the farmer is working by himself (or herself) a significant distance away from anyone who can help.

From my former organizations and flying, we always said that the "Great Sergeant Major in the Sky" was looking after Chad that day, and I'm certainly glad that he was!

It's really great to have a story with a fantastic outcome these days! Just another routine day for Daisy! She and Faulkner are a great team!

Cheers!

Bill
 
I'm doing my Fall bush hogging now. We've only had one or two days where the temp wasn't well over 100. I've been waiting until about 6:30 p.m. and cutting for only an hour or a little more. The things I've been watching for are #1: the extreme heat. I've never seen it this hot for this long with zero rain. I drink lots of water. We finally got a little rain today (after over a month without any) and the temp went down about ten degrees (it was 106 yesterday with an index of 122) and the humidity went down with it. That usually signals hurricane season. #2 snakes. Not a big problem because I'm up on the tractor above the striking zone and a .357 magnum usually takes care of them. I normally get a couple of them a year, but none so far this year. I aim near the head to stun them, then get a controlled shot for the head. If they're big enough they enhance a fish fry. #3 Those little black devil bumble bees and yellow jacket nests. I got popped twice last year, none this year, knock on wood. #4 Plants. Muscadine vines will pull you off a tractor and onto the bush hog if you're not careful. Same with low hanging limbs. Crab apple trees have millions of sticky things and frequently puncture my aging skin. I went to my derm doc today and she had questions about all the puncture wounds. I've got lots of crab apple trees and am currently in negotiations with a lady friend to make me some jelly. I'm going to make homemade wine with the muscadines. I'm ready for the last installment of your story, it's been very interesting so far.
 
Ok, Caj has been the member I would most like to meet, but I think you have replaced him on my list…well told and certainly cool under pressure. Great job.

I met him at a gun show in Kenner, La. and the symposium in Baton Rouge in 2017 a few years ago. Super nice guy who I still keep up with. He's a little crazy but most of us sane people are.
 
Last edited:
Kudos to both Daisy and Faulkner!

It brings back a lot of memories from my days in South Georgia, and the great farmers who live and work there every day. Farm work is extremely dangerous, especially when large animals and heavy farm equipment are involved. As I understand it, the center of gravity for tractors makes them especially prone to rolling over or injuring or crushing the farmer/operator. We've lost two friends from rollovers. Add the fact that most of the time the farmer is working by himself (or herself) a significant distance away from anyone who can help.

From my former organizations and flying, we always said that the "Great Sergeant Major in the Sky" was looking after Chad that day, and I'm certainly glad that he was!

It's really great to have a story with a fantastic outcome these days! Just another routine day for Daisy! She and Faulkner are a great team!

Cheers!

Bill


My wife's dad was finishing up putting bales of hay in the mow in the barn, when a bale fell of the forks and crushed him to death. He was in his eighties and still working the farm.
Wife's mom wondered where he was as he usually came in to watch the news. One of the daughters went out to the barn to check on him, and found him.:(
 

Latest posts

Back
Top