The Hand Ejector guys just ruined my life!

[Deacon KC]

You need to find a good Model 28 first. Great shooters, and reasonably priced. Then find a clean 3rd model .44 Special.......

Welcome to the Dark[ly polished and blued] Side!

 

[Dave T]

Avery, there's another side to the Hand Ejectors.

It the place where good ol' boys, the one's to ride the river with, walk in wearing a River Belt that is sporting a Threeperson's holster. In it is a well worn N-frame, a fair amount of the blue is gone but only in the high places that touch on the worn leather of that holster. The gun is as like as not chambered for something starting with a "4", but you will find the occasional chambering in 38/44 or 357. Stocks may be original with a diamond around the stock screw, or they could be something added, made from the antlers or horns of some critter.

If you find this place the guys there will be glad to talk to you, answer your questions, recommend loads and even let you look at their favorite Hand Ejector...if you ask politely. Don't let that smoking room intimidate you. This other place has the coffee on and there's always someone to visit with and talk guns. At least when they aren't out shooting. (smile)

Dave

 

[Engineer1911]

If you stay just in the Lounge, you will be temptation free -- until the first car thread.

 

[fat tom]

That was great Avery. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Thanks.
f.t.

 

[Corky]

What an enjoyable read. Mr. Avery, you do have a wry sense of humor and you can polish a sentence. Please forward another report soon.

Although I'm tempted to send you my .44 Hand Ejector, Second Model, I think I'll have another rye Old Fashioned instead. --c

 

[handejector]

UNcrack the egg.
Cure AIDS.
Invent a perpetual motion machine.
You might succeed at these things.

You will never beat this disease you have been stricken with.
You can only treat the symptons.

You might as well capitulate. You won't "get right" till you find a pusher and get a fix.

Many years ago I defined them thusly:
The Hand Ejector is the finest machine ever devised by man for slinging a bullet with one hand.

I won't explain that.
One either knows that, or one does not.

 

[Cpt. Obvious]

UNcrack the egg.
Cure AIDS.
Invent a perpetual motion machine.
You might succeed at these things.

You will never beat this disease you have been stricken with.
You can only treat the symptons.

You might as well capitulate. You won't "get right" till you find a pusher and get a fix.

Many years ago I defined them thusly:
The Hand Ejector is the finest machine ever devised by man for slinging a bullet with one hand.

I won't explain that.
One either knows that, or one does not.

I'm quickly learning all that, just don't tell the wife!

 

[Goony]

Now I sit here looking into the safe and aside from the 17, I feel so let down.

Allow me to make you feel bad even about that, should you venture to peruse the following thread:

http://smith-wessonforum.com/s-w-hand-ejectors-1896-1961/240257-k22-outdoorsman-british-proofs.html

 

[Shooting4life]

The hand ejector area cash isnt even enough to purchase some things. People will only trade with other people, rare item for rare item.

 

[M3Stuart]

Remember to call everybody by their last name; "Mr. Jones"opines that such and such..., oh and lift your pinkies when you drink the tea. Never ask how much anything costs and teach yourself how to not care - you'll fit right in.

 

[OK Hog Shooter]

Alas... poor Avery... we knew him well!

I'd like to offer my condolences, but I'm afraid I've already wandered over to those hallowed halls of hand ejectors once too many times.

Great read, by the way. Thank you for your thoughts, although for me you were several months too late!

Blessings,
Hog

 

[nawilson]

Allow me to make you feel bad even about that, should you venture to peruse the following thread:

http://smith-wessonforum.com/s-w-hand-ejectors-1896-1961/240257-k22-outdoorsman-british-proofs.html

That's just cruel...