Santa was a bummer for me this year, but my wife got exactly what she wanted.
First came a card, with a note saying look in the garage. A 18' Lund Alaskan was parked inside. Had Santa bothered to do a little checking, he would have known the 20' model would have been preferred.
Next came two matching packages, Cannon Mag 10 downriggers. Again, he failed miserably, because I prefer Big Jons.
Next package, another let down...a Humminbird HELIX7...I prefer Lowrance.
And to add insult to injury, four Scotty rod holders...I really need six.
Then it was my wife's turn. The look on her face, the child like excitement as she opened her present...A NEW VACCUME CLEANER! But that's not all, it gets better. AN EXTENSION CORD! So she can reach the entire house from one outlet.
So as usual, Santa gave her the gold mine, and I got the shaft.