"The Old Cowboy" probably a repeat, but

[Senior Citizen]

it will still make the corner of your mouth twitch if you try not to smile!

Old Cowboy

Ya think you have lived to be 71 and know who you are...then along comes someone and blows it all to the dickens........



An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.'

told you so!

SC

 

[Iggy]

An old cowboy wuz sittin' in the Greyhound bus station and one of them dudes with the purple spiked hair and black clothes and chains and all of that sat down across from him.

The cowboy just stared at that guy.

The cool cat sed, "What the hell you lookin' at you old fart?"

The cowboy looked at him a bit more and sed.

"One night I got really drunk and screwed a Peacock, I was just wonderin' if you wuz my son."

 

[BIG DOG]

LOL!!!
Thanks, got a laugh outta both of them.
G

 

[keith44spl]

Boys,
One time there was this salty ol' top hand. He declared that when he passed over the divide, he want to be skint and his hide made into a fine ladys riding saddle.

And to quote the old cuss,'That ways I'z can be between the two thing I've always wanted,

A high dollar hoss and a high toned woman'...

Su Amigo,
Dave

 

[Vulcan Bob]

Good one's, needed a laugh! Only one problem with the first one, you couldent drag a real cowboy into a Starbucks with a bullrope!