David LaPell
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- Mar 9, 2008
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1.) When going with another person try and guess how many people have a full set of teeth.
2.) Go into the changing room and yell out "Hey, there's no toilet paper in here!"
3.) With another friend (this one works better if you're a guy) amd pick up a dress or something similar and say "Does this match the color of my eyes?"
4.)Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.
5.)Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals
throughout the day.
6.)Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7.)Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
8.). When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW,
especially thin narrow aisles.
9.)Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I
think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what
happens.
10.)As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look
mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
11.)Put M&M's on layaway.
12.)Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
13.)Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll
only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
14.)Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from
the other aisles.
15.)Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
16.)Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around
saying,"…I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"
17.)When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,
"Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
18.)Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired
employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any
Shnerples here?"
19.)Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale
battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
20.). Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
21.)Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet
food aisle, etc.
22.)When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,
assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those
voices again!"
23.)While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly
ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act
as spastic as possible.
24.)While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and
women's signs on the doors of the rest room.
25.)Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples
carts when they don't realize it!
26.)Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people
asking where the rash cream is because your family and all
your friends seem to have a rash too.
27.)Put jockstraps in the lingerie department
28.)Put lingerie in the men's department.
29.)Put super sexy lingerie in old men's carts when they turn
around.
30.)Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a
mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as
possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your
watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get
paid enough to do this"
31.)Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'
32.)Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
33.)With friends, form a line that leads to nothing. Act like you're all excited about something. See how many people who walk by will come stand in it, too.
34.)Stand in the sock aisle, and give each package a stern lecture.
35.)Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he says when customers walk in.
2.) Go into the changing room and yell out "Hey, there's no toilet paper in here!"
3.) With another friend (this one works better if you're a guy) amd pick up a dress or something similar and say "Does this match the color of my eyes?"
4.)Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.
5.)Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals
throughout the day.
6.)Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7.)Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
8.). When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW,
especially thin narrow aisles.
9.)Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I
think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what
happens.
10.)As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look
mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
11.)Put M&M's on layaway.
12.)Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
13.)Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll
only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
14.)Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from
the other aisles.
15.)Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
16.)Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around
saying,"…I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"
17.)When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,
"Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
18.)Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired
employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any
Shnerples here?"
19.)Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale
battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
20.). Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
21.)Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet
food aisle, etc.
22.)When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,
assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those
voices again!"
23.)While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly
ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act
as spastic as possible.
24.)While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and
women's signs on the doors of the rest room.
25.)Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples
carts when they don't realize it!
26.)Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people
asking where the rash cream is because your family and all
your friends seem to have a rash too.
27.)Put jockstraps in the lingerie department
28.)Put lingerie in the men's department.
29.)Put super sexy lingerie in old men's carts when they turn
around.
30.)Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a
mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as
possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your
watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get
paid enough to do this"
31.)Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'
32.)Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
33.)With friends, form a line that leads to nothing. Act like you're all excited about something. See how many people who walk by will come stand in it, too.
34.)Stand in the sock aisle, and give each package a stern lecture.
35.)Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he says when customers walk in.
