This is why I carry a gun

[DeathGrip]

Seems all these naked loonies are in Florida. What's up with that place?

It's blinking hot here.

At least we don't have laws about public nudity and park benches with brown stripes.

 

[Mickey D]

It's blinking hot here.

At least we don't have laws about public nudity and park benches with brown stripes.

You can run around SF nude all you want.

 

[DeathGrip]

You can run around SF nude all you want.

I don't think so. I'm to sexy for my shirt.

 

[arjay]

I had a 60 lb female that was part rotty.Sweet dog,but had an edge to her.Grabbed her snout one time to stop her from barking at an elderly friend.Dumb move on my part...

 

[Fishslayer]

Youse guys are so harsh. I often get naked and run down the neighbor's dog to sink my fangs in. All the while singing "Y em cee ay" at the top of my lungs. Beats watching reality TV. Joe

As long as yer naked & not wearing the chaps & cowboy hat. That would just be too disturbing...

 

[jlrhiner]

Just because I know you want to know this;

The homeowner shot twice, only hitting him once in the leg. He then held him for police. Whom he promptly tried to bite, along with hospital staff. The Police don't know who he is (hey! he was naked) and have posted his picture asking the public for help ID ing him. (some of you should probably check the relatives). Charlie, are all your neighbors accounted for?

Also, while I was researching this riveting news story, there were 2 others (naked man doing weird sh.. Er stuff)

What the hell is going on?

 

[Fishslayer]

Aren't Rotweilers like, fierce?

So much for the Rottweiler mythology.....

Rotts generally have a pretty mellow temperament. They're loyal to their family but not really aggressive by nature.

People do teach them to be that way tho...

 

[pineappleshooter]

I remember my neighbor's Rott back when I was a kid. The only toy he found the dog couldn't break was a bowling ball! Seriously, the dog had a bowling ball in the yard he would play with for hours.

 

[Stainless44]

I remember my neighbor's Rott back when I was a kid. The only toy he found the dog couldn't break was a bowling ball! Seriously, the dog had a bowling ball in the yard he would play with for hours.

I think I saw that dog bowl a 290 one time.

 

[charlie sherrill]

I don't know what it is about crazy people wanting to take their clothes off. I keep a blanket and a box of rubber gloves in the trunk of the cruiser because sooner or later you're gonna run into one of them. The last one I dealt with was standing in the middle of the road urinating on himself. We let him finish his business before he was tasered. He was actually OK after he got back on his meds. I remember another from years ago (pre-taser) who was up in a tree yelling "I am the thunder!" It took a few firemen and a bucket truck to get him down. Cats aren't the only thing they get out of trees. I once found a 16 year old girl walking down the street naked at 2 A.M. She didn't resist the blanket like some do and we were able to transport her safely to the ER. She was enjoying some LSD and thought we had come to take her to another planet.

My most memorable naked crazy person was a drop dead gorgeous 19 year old girl. She was one of the prettiest girls in town but was known for some serious loony behavior. She stripped down and got on the roof of her house because she was mad at her mother about something. She lived on a busy street and put on quite a show for over an hour and caused a serious traffic jam. I was still young enough to get on a roof back then and after getting the fire department to set up one of those trampoline looking catch things (somebody tell me the correct name for this) myself and another officer were able to throw her off the roof and onto the catch thingy. She had firemen all over her. Not related to naked people, but her daddy was a lawyer who died when somebody blew up his Cadillac with him in it. The case was never solved. We are not currently missing any naked people so I don't know who the naked dog whisperer in Florida is.

 

[jlrhiner]

Thanks, Charlie.

I made a couple of calls, and my family is accounted for.

 

[Old 44 Guy]

Jim; I think Mark Twain said it best. When dog bites man that isn' t news but when man bites dog that's real news. Or something like that . I'm trying to remember exactly but at my age it's very hard.

 

[bettis1]

No detail given on what the nude dude was choking the dog with...

 

[Tenn2]

Charlie,
Is there room for one more in Brooklyn, MS? I haven't seen a naked 19yo in 40 years.

 

[wbraswell]

If I wanted to get naked and chase cats up a tree, would that make me a bad person?

 

[PA Reb]

Ahhh, the Rottweiler! While not normally a "viscious" dog, they usually have a strong willingness to protect their turf and "pack". The story the OP posted is surprising however unless the dog felt the guy was just too crazy or not a threat to deal with!

Here's a neat little video made by some people I know in the Ukrane that breed and train Rotties. I'd bet good money that this big boy would have something to say about a nut being in his yard! Several of my dogs have come out of this kennel over the years and they all had / have a strong working drive.

Al vom Popeye - YouTube

 

[Fishslayer]

No detail given on what the nude dude was choking the dog with...

Dangling chad?

 

[Fredo Batali]

Worked with a fella once called "dog bone". Story from him was that he was getting "frisky" with the "missus" and his sweet Pit Bull puppy was close by and noticed some enticing movements he needed to investigate. Long story short, explaining to the paramedics how his manhood came to be severly chewed earned him that handle. Gotta love a puppy, but puppy's and "friskiness" do not mix. After all a puppy's life is, what's that? what's that?, gotta pee!, what's that? what's that? gotta pee!, gotta pee!

De Oppresso Liber

 

[BearBio]

I've got bad news for you, a 9mm won't "knock someone down". Neither will a 40, 45 ACP, 44 Magnum, or even a 500 Magnum. They are HANDGUNS, not Field Artillery. If you really want to "knock someone down" I would suggest a Buick, with a good head of steam a Buick will knock anyone down.

BTW, a 9mm will put a world of hurt on someone and if will placed can stop their hostile intentions. However, if you expect to see someone flying backwards through a door you've been watching too many movies.

BULL!!! I got hit in a crosswalk outside of my high school by a girl in a '60 Buick. Stayed on my feet! Now, my buddies '51 Vickie==that was a CAR!

 

[BE Mike]

You know what this means. The Zombie Apocalypse is underway. A dude gets his face bitten off...now this. It's coming!

Didn't you realize that the Z Apocalypse has been going on for 4 years. It was a big mistake allowing them to register to vote.

 

[Bekeart]

Needs to sign up for a marksmanship class

I read in the news today that a homeowner in Miami shot a naked intruder who was trying to choke his pet Rotweiler. The report is that the naked dude bit the dog and then tried to bite the homeowner. Who then shot his worthless butt, hitting him in the leg. Police say drugs may be involved. YA' THINK?

I didn't post a link, but I'm sure you can find it. Sheesh.

Needs to sign up for a marksmanship class

Bekeart