This is why I carry a gun

[GJH77]

A Rottweiler with his human as a bodyguard. That is a new twist. Wonder what the job pays?

 

[A10]

I'm guessing he shot the guy in the leg so he wouldn't hit is dog.....coulda walked up a bit closer for a certain center punch IMO.

 

[LEO918]

My Chihuahuas make a lot of noise.

 

[Stevens]

Hey, if I was naked no way I'd get anywhere near a Rotweiler, or any other dog for that matter.
Steve W

 

[feralmerril]

The trouble is he hit him in the wrong leg.

 

[Bell Charter Oak Holsters]

So much for the Rottweiler mythology.....

I have four, had 12 over the years. You wouldn't want to be a salesman or an unexpected intruder on my land. Man or beast, you'd be toast, an I'm not stretching the truth. 3 Males and 1 bitch, all males over 150 lbs., the little girl at a mere 110 lbs., best thing next to the three Dobermans keeping me company in my shop crawled up by the heater. Those are my "lap dogs".

Mrs. Flatfoot has her Pit Bull at her feet and remarkably, he bosses the entire crew come sleepy time. Needless to say, we don't jump when we hear a "bump" in the night. That Remington 870 12 ga. she sports let's me sleep without any worry. Dog's....hell they're just pets! I wuz thinkin' I could buy a new BMW Sport Coupe or a new Corvette for what it costs me for dog chow, but the old one's will have to do. Sleep is important to old farts like me.

Cheers;
Lefty

 

[LVSteve]

If the nutjob was pinning the dog down to strangle it a COM shot would likely also hit the dog.

 

[Stainless44]

If I had a nickel for every time a naked dude tried to choke my rottweiler...

 

[Mickey D]

Seems all these naked loonies are in Florida. What's up with that place?

 

[pineappleshooter]

That's why you shouldn't live south of the Mason/Dixon line. In the 20's here outside Philly - not a naked dog chewer in sight!

 

[DeathGrip]

Seems all these naked loonies are in Florida. What's up with that place?

It's blinking hot here.

At least we don't have laws about public nudity and park benches with brown stripes.

 

[Mickey D]

It's blinking hot here.

At least we don't have laws about public nudity and park benches with brown stripes.

You can run around SF nude all you want.

 

[DeathGrip]

You can run around SF nude all you want.

I don't think so. I'm to sexy for my shirt.

 

[arjay]

I had a 60 lb female that was part rotty.Sweet dog,but had an edge to her.Grabbed her snout one time to stop her from barking at an elderly friend.Dumb move on my part...

 

[Fishslayer]

Youse guys are so harsh. I often get naked and run down the neighbor's dog to sink my fangs in. All the while singing "Y em cee ay" at the top of my lungs. Beats watching reality TV. Joe

As long as yer naked & not wearing the chaps & cowboy hat. That would just be too disturbing...

 

[jlrhiner]

Just because I know you want to know this;

The homeowner shot twice, only hitting him once in the leg. He then held him for police. Whom he promptly tried to bite, along with hospital staff. The Police don't know who he is (hey! he was naked) and have posted his picture asking the public for help ID ing him. (some of you should probably check the relatives). Charlie, are all your neighbors accounted for?

Also, while I was researching this riveting news story, there were 2 others (naked man doing weird sh.. Er stuff)

What the hell is going on?

 

[Fishslayer]

Aren't Rotweilers like, fierce?

So much for the Rottweiler mythology.....

Rotts generally have a pretty mellow temperament. They're loyal to their family but not really aggressive by nature.

People do teach them to be that way tho...

 

[pineappleshooter]

I remember my neighbor's Rott back when I was a kid. The only toy he found the dog couldn't break was a bowling ball! Seriously, the dog had a bowling ball in the yard he would play with for hours.

 

[Stainless44]

I remember my neighbor's Rott back when I was a kid. The only toy he found the dog couldn't break was a bowling ball! Seriously, the dog had a bowling ball in the yard he would play with for hours.

I think I saw that dog bowl a 290 one time.

 

[charlie sherrill]

I don't know what it is about crazy people wanting to take their clothes off. I keep a blanket and a box of rubber gloves in the trunk of the cruiser because sooner or later you're gonna run into one of them. The last one I dealt with was standing in the middle of the road urinating on himself. We let him finish his business before he was tasered. He was actually OK after he got back on his meds. I remember another from years ago (pre-taser) who was up in a tree yelling "I am the thunder!" It took a few firemen and a bucket truck to get him down. Cats aren't the only thing they get out of trees. I once found a 16 year old girl walking down the street naked at 2 A.M. She didn't resist the blanket like some do and we were able to transport her safely to the ER. She was enjoying some LSD and thought we had come to take her to another planet.

My most memorable naked crazy person was a drop dead gorgeous 19 year old girl. She was one of the prettiest girls in town but was known for some serious loony behavior. She stripped down and got on the roof of her house because she was mad at her mother about something. She lived on a busy street and put on quite a show for over an hour and caused a serious traffic jam. I was still young enough to get on a roof back then and after getting the fire department to set up one of those trampoline looking catch things (somebody tell me the correct name for this) myself and another officer were able to throw her off the roof and onto the catch thingy. She had firemen all over her. Not related to naked people, but her daddy was a lawyer who died when somebody blew up his Cadillac with him in it. The case was never solved. We are not currently missing any naked people so I don't know who the naked dog whisperer in Florida is.