This usually happens to the other guy

[LVSteve]

Go watch Pulp Fiction. It will work better than ice water if you are thinking da big bosses wife.

I was raised in the flaky end of London, so I know that sort of story all too well. Worse, it was usually the boss that picked out the guy to be with his woman, and he could hardly refuse. When the "lady" got fresh with the new kid, he was screwed no matter what he did. Never heard of any of them getting full dead, but a few got a good treading. The woman usually got a good hiding too behind closed doors. Life in the old East End; can't say I miss it.

Anyway, reckon on a 1% or less chance that the lady I spoke to was lying to me.

 

[Fishinfool]

You might be OK, maybe the "Mob Boss" husband just likes to watch...

Larry

 

[walkin jack]

I'm out of the dating game since August 8th, 1971. Few things I can think of frighten me more than having to have to rejoin the dating scene. With all the craziness, social issues, changes in dating styles and not to mention all those STDs runnin' around out there, and my decades long inactivity in dating, I wouldn't know how to start, what to do and I'd be scared to death.

It made me a little bit uneasy just reading the OP.

 

[LVSteve]

It made me a little bit uneasy just reading the OP.

If that made you uneasy you should have been a fly on the wall during the "first, first date in 16 years" I went on a little while ago. You would have been screaming. While it was going well things were great. As it began to unravel all I could think was "beam me up, Scotty". Dating these days is not for the faint hearted or the overly trusting.

 

[LVSteve]

You might be OK, maybe the "Mob Boss" husband just likes to watch...

Larry

This being Vegas there's probably a club for that kind of stuff. Wait, why am I saying "probably"?

 

[walkin jack]

If that made you uneasy you should have been a fly on the wall during the "first, first date in 16 years" I went on a little while ago. You would have been screaming. While it was going well things were great. As it began to unravel all I could think was "beam me up, Scotty". Dating these days is not for the faint hearted or the overly trusting.

Yeah, I guess it's that "unraveling part I would be worried about. I te'ya I'd just about totally forgo the dating thing and just meet a nice lady that I felt attracted to and marry her. It it didn't work out then just get a divorce.

I know how to be married but I have no clue how to survive the dating scene.

 

[CowboyKen]

If that made you uneasy you should have been a fly on the wall during the "first, first date in 16 years" I went on a little while ago. You would have been screaming. While it was going well things were great. As it began to unravel all I could think was "beam me up, Scotty". Dating these days is not for the faint hearted or the overly trusting.

And being in Clark County, as we both are, can make it even more challenging (or entertaining).

Ken

 

[LVSteve]

And being in Clark County, as we both are, can make it even more challenging (or entertaining).

Ken

Quoted as entry for the "Understatement of the Week" competition.

 

[alwslate]

She approached you, found you interesting, followed you outside. The
person she is most likely interested in hooking you up with is herself.
She is married but that doesn't mean she is faithful. Many women
prefer to be the aggressor. You may get a call in a few days from her
suggesting the two of you get together at your place. When people
have a few years on them there is often very little or no dating. Often
it's more like going straight from meeting to just being together.
Dating is for young folks. She would expect you to be comfortable
with seeing a married woman and to be calm and discreet about it.

 

[Beemerguy53]

She approached you, found you interesting, followed you outside. The
person she is most likely interested in hooking you up with is herself.
She is married but that doesn't mean she is faithful. Many women
prefer to be the aggressor. You may get a call in a few days from her
suggesting the two of you get together at your place. When people
have a few years on them there is often very little or no dating. Often
it's more like going straight from meeting to just being together.
Dating is for young folks. She would expect you to be comfortable
with seeing a married woman and to be calm and discreet about it.

I'm sorry, but I must respectfully disagree with your assessment.

If she was interested in the OP herself, I think she would simply have said so. There is really no need to invent an imaginary 'friend'.

Now, whether her friend is interested in dating is another matter...

I hope LVSteve keeps us up-to-date on what's going on...

 

[O2Guy]

What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

 

[islamoradamark]

big and scary with an alleged reputation just dont put him in a basement

 

[timn8er]

What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

He looks like someone I don't need to have ANY kind of social interaction with, as I think his management style would conflict with my wish to stay alive!

 

[Cdog]

Run Forrest! Run!

Danger Will Robinson! Danger!

Oh well, we only live once, may as well enjoy the ride....

 

[Engineer1911]

My first ex-wife liked dating my best friend at the time. After our divorce, I found out some of the rest of the story. Every woman deserves to have twins on an air base in England.

 

[Hillbilly77]

Am I the only one hearing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Gimme Three Steps" playing in the background?

 

[jimmyj]

HOWDY:
In case your Sister and Attorney doesn't want your Smiths, what is the combination of your gun safe ?
Your BEST buddy,
Jimmy

 

[Hillbilly77]

HOWDY:
In case your Sister and Attorney doesn't want your Smiths, what is the combination of your gun safe ?
Your BEST buddy,
Jimmy

The combination is......

1-2-3-4-5.

Spaceballs 12345 - YouTube

 

[RottyJohn]

Don't see the problem. I've been using my personality as birth control for the last 50 years (i am 62) and it works.
RJ

 

[WuzzFuzz]

Let the ladies know you're a widower in Sun City, and you'll never have to cook at home again.


WuzzFuzz