Thoughts on getting older

[Hugh WW]

My memory foam has Alzheimers!

 

[jag312]

Getting old ain't for sissies.

 

[ParadiseRoad]

...old age leads to short term memory loss...








...ah...old age leads to short term memory loss...

 

[Kiwi cop]

The best thing about dementia.....

.... is that you get to meet a great group of people every day.

 

[tlawler]

It really sucks.

 

[OLDSTER]

"THE GOLDEN YEARS"

 

[crazyphil]

Beats Hell out of the alternative.

 

[GaryS]

Rust, not gold.

"THE GOLDEN YEARS"

 

[federali]

I too suffer from male mental-pause.

 

[HardlyAble2]

It really sucks.

Actually plan 'B' is the option that sucks...

 

[vonn]

I had something to say but I don't remember what it was.

 

[Breakaway500]

Youth is wasted on the young.

 

[OFT II]

Your memory is the second thing to go.

I can't remember what was the first thing.

 

[zeke]

Save money on books. After a little while you forgot what ya read, and like reading a new one.

 

[SPEEDGUNNER]

My doctor says I have to stop talking about getting older. He wants me to refer to it as "aging". Works for me.

 

[pharmer]

Lotsa advantages. Watching movies: wife sez "You've seen this" me "nuh-uhh". Wife sez "Don't buy that, you never eat it." Me "I like to try new things." Joe

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[Hugh WW]

Re-locating

Sir.
I think living in the desert is better for you. You sit in the hot, dry, sunny spaces. You will turn brown and dry out a little. It is a good form of preservation. Sort of like Jerky.
Bill@Yuma

Actually Bill we'll be relocating to Yuma by the end of this month. Seems that I cant breath very well at 7000 feet!

 

[DocB]

Never know where you are going until you get there, and then forget why you went. I'm not that bad off yet, but at 70 you can sure see it coming.

 

[Grayfox]

Its not the years, its the mileage.

My odometer has done rolled over at least twice.