TODAY WAS THE FIRST DAY

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Congratulations on the new start to your life! As they say, it will be the adventure of a life time. I hope to follow in your wake in a couple of years. Happy New Year!
 
You can take the names of the days off your calendar.

That's a very cool thing about being retired. Sometimes I have to look at my phone or PC to see if it's trash day.

I kinda got forced into disability retirement 12 years ago at 50 years old.

Plan ahead people, you never know what tomorrow may bring.
 
I just passed the 5 year mark. I can say without reservation. If you planned well and have reasonable health, retirement is all that it is cracked up to be!
 
That sounds great....

We have quasi-grandchildren and got a pictured grandparents coffee cup for Christmas. I love it. Also some other grown kids we helped raise. Our son is just starting out, but I'm encouraging him and his girlfriend to elope and then I'll pay him off to hide her birth control. I have a hard time waiting.:D:D:D

I can't think of any better adventure to start out on. He's pretty tied to this area so I may not even have to pull up stakes and move.
 
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Congrats!
Black socks and sandals?

I can take the black socks and sandals, just don't start driving 20 miles below the speed limit in the left lane!

Congratulations on the retirement, and go enjoy those grandchildren. As a father who is old enough to be a grandfather, I can tell you that is the single best part of my life. And in this world our young people need every single person that can be involved in their life and loving and supporting them.
 
Congratulations on voluntarily retiring and good health. I retired 8 years ago this day after 38 years on the job (police). At first I thought I might get bored, but now seem busier than ever. Upon retirement, one of my friends said "why are you retiring? You're still able to do the job well."
I replied that after all these years I was tired of dealing with liars, cheaters, thieves, drunks and whores.
He then said "I guess you're right, being exposed to that criminal element day after day would get old".
I answered, "What criminal element, that's the officers I work with".
 

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