Congratulations on voluntarily retiring and good health. I retired 8 years ago this day after 38 years on the job (police). At first I thought I might get bored, but now seem busier than ever. Upon retirement, one of my friends said "why are you retiring? You're still able to do the job well."
I replied that after all these years I was tired of dealing with liars, cheaters, thieves, drunks and whores.
He then said "I guess you're right, being exposed to that criminal element day after day would get old".
I answered, "What criminal element, that's the officers I work with".