Today's fortune cookie

[emptypockets]

I had Chinese in Natchitoches for lunch.

 

[Kurusu]

I thought.

It was this one you got.

 

[RobertJ.]

The last one I got was hand-written. It said, "I peed in your chow mein".

 

[soFlaNative]

Kept one from a recent meal near to where I'm sitting.
Seemed apropos given the recent era.
"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible".

 

[Bajadoc]

I got one that said "Help, I am being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory." I reported it to the police, they were skeptical.

 

[Marshwheeling]

The best one I ever got said, “Your car will have 40,000 trouble-free miles”. I actually got it twice. Taped the first one to the dashboard of my ‘85 Escort.

That is not really so much to ask of a modern car, In 1960, it might have meant something.

 

[fiasconva]

One to the best ones I got said, "Next time try the shrimp."