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Two Irish Priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined
to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify
them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and
bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist" garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine, and the
scenery when a drop dead gorgeous topless blonde in a thong bikini came
walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the
blonde passed them she smiled and said, "Good Morning, Father - Good
Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then
she passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know
they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought
even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before
you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled on the
beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string, taking her sweet time, came
walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good
morning, Father. Good morning, Father," and started to walk away.
One of the Irish Priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute
young lady." "Yes, Father?" "We are Priests and proud of it, but I have
to know, how in the world do you know we are Priests, dressed as we are?"
She replied, "Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen."
to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify
them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and
bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist" garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine, and the
scenery when a drop dead gorgeous topless blonde in a thong bikini came
walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the
blonde passed them she smiled and said, "Good Morning, Father - Good
Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then
she passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know
they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought
even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before
you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled on the
beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string, taking her sweet time, came
walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good
morning, Father. Good morning, Father," and started to walk away.
One of the Irish Priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute
young lady." "Yes, Father?" "We are Priests and proud of it, but I have
to know, how in the world do you know we are Priests, dressed as we are?"
She replied, "Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen."
