Uh oh, Daisy, what have you done!

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Our five year old granddaughter spent a few hours with us over the weekend while her parents went to a wedding. She and Daisy are two buds and it's always a challenge to see who will tire the other out when they play.

While I was at work today Mrs. Faulkner had let Daisy inside a bit for some company. She got busy fiddling around in the kitchen and eventually noticed Daisy was not underfoot and was quiet. For border collie owners that can be a dangerous combination, so Mrs. Faulkner decided to go looking for Daisy and as she rounded the corner she found her napping on the floor. Well, apparently, my granddaughter left her favorite Teddy Bear behind when her parents picked her up and I guess Daisy thought she'd left ole Teddy behind for Daisy to play with. . . . and about that time our daughter-in-law sent a text to Mrs. Faulkner asking if we'd happened to see our granddaughter's Teddy Bear that turned up missing and wondered if they'd left it behind.

Mrs. Faulkner took a quick picture and sent it to me with an explanation of the situation.

The LEO in me couldn't help it. I sent a text back asking, "did you actually see Daisy do it?"

In short order I got a text back. "Well then, if we follow the clues and I didn't do it, and Daisy didn't do it, that just leaves you. Did you rip the head off your granddaughter's favorite Teddy Bear?"

I was having a little fun with this, so I texted back, "see if you can get a little closer without waking Daisy up and check for any stuffing around her mouth. Of course that would only be circumstantial evidence."

There was a long pause before the return text message came. It read, "how about you take a close look at the mutilated Teddy Bear in the picture and then go by Walmart on your way home and see if you can find a replacement with all it's stuffing inside, Grandpa!"



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I feel your pain. We learned a long time ago that Suzy doesn't do well with soft, fluffy, plush toys. Your picture with what was left of the bear is reminiscent of several instances we've had with Suzy...a cute little hippo, a chubby little pig, a stuffed puppy dog, a fluffy lamb...and the list goes on. And if they happen to have a little squeeker inside, so much the better.:(

The tough thing is that Miss Judy's dog, a little eight-pound maltipoo named Tess, loves those little stuffed toys...not to chew on but to lie on. So we are on a constant vigilance that when Tess gets up from reclining on her stuffed toys, we immediately grab them and put them up where Suzy can't reach them...oftentimes too late.

As we've often said, if you don't keep border collies busy, they'll find something to occupy their time.:)

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That polyester stuffing must be like crack to dogs. Same with the squeaker inside dog toys. Unsupervised, my wife's dachshunds will rip the squeaker and/or the stuffing out of a toy in 10 minutes. She crams the stuffing back in and sews them up. Now all the dog toys we have look like Frankenstein's monster.
 
That polyester stuffing must be like crack to dogs. Same with the squeaker inside dog toys. Unsupervised, my wife's dachshunds will rip the squeaker and/or the stuffing out of a toy in 10 minutes. She crams the stuffing back in and sews them up. Now all the dog toys we have look like Frankenstein's monster.

My dear mother was kind enough to gift my pooch a few toys she read were indestructible on the interwebs. Made in China. First toy made it 4 minutes. We still have the other one in the wrapper.
 
Zelda's end of the couch is cluttered with eviscerated stuffed squeaker toys. One is left with squeakers in it (15 of them). She has gotten to a higher degree of surgical precision with them, although she has gotten better at delaying the eventuality of it all.
 
Scout chewed my "smart TV" remote last week. :rolleyes:

While the evidence was purely circumstantial (she was the only one in the room at the time), she was found guilty and received a verbal warning. I paid for her crime and bought a new one...

The look on her face reminded me of this meme...

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