I'm baaack....
We had one hell of a trip and learned a few things which I will share. Hands down the "Mother" of all Buffet's is now to be found about 10 miles south of the south end of the strip at the "M" Casino. Rated the best in the history of Vegas it goes for $15.99 for the brunch 10:30 to 2:30, and includes all the beer and wine you want. Been doing Buffets for decades and have never seen anything half as good as this one. I can't even begin to imagine what the dinner buffet looks like.
We got the tip on the Buffet from our host at "The Gun Shop" where we started my birthday out with the Thompson M1A1 45 caliber Sub Machine gun, full auto of course. We had a choice of 10 different autos including Uzi's and Mac tens but it just had to be the Thompson. There at least a dozen places to shoot full auto's not far from the strip. For $50 you get 50 rounds, 2, 25 round mags and we smoked those targets. I'll post a pic when I get them from my buddy. Monte Carlo was awesome as ever and not too crowded until Friday with the National Rodeo moving into town, whole bunch of real (and wannabe), cowboys/girls and as always lots of eye candy to be enjoyed.
Spent about 10 hours a day, each of the three days down in the casino, mostly playing craps, roulette and a few slots and only lost a couple of hundred so I definitely had my fun. Never got way ahead or down, they comped us about $100 of food and fun. We invited our best friends (two other couples), to join in the fun. One guy never gambles and his wife not very much. She decided to play the penny slots so I explained the one inviolate rule of slot machines: Always, I mean ALWAYS! place the maximum bet. The good news: On thursday night she hits a penny machine for $4,000! The not so good news: She was betting 30 cents a pull, not the 90 cent max bet..... it was one of half a dozen machines tied together with a progressive payout of, would you believe $218,853????? Monte Carlo really dodged a large bullet on that one.
We all look forward to going back...just not real soon. Man that town is intense! Used the non losings from my gambling stash to buy a new cell phone and a Samsung tablet today. Now if I could just figure out how to operate the darned things... it's always something. Now that I am officially 60 i only have one thing to say: Gimme my damned discount!!! (o;