But, watches. I went into a jewelry store under the pretense of needing to replace the wedding band I lost years ago. My wife has mentioned it here and there, I think its more about me walking around "without a collar on", like a dog that's slipped the leash and dug out of the yard.
Anyway, I thought it might be time to try making her happy in this department, so off I went. I'm wearing a grubby leather jacket, ratty jeans and worn out slipper/shoes. Top it off with a beard I haven't touched since mid-January and my chapeau is a coyote-brown beanie I wear at work with a 1911 logo stitched into it. A dream customer for a jewelry store, huh?
The three salespeople look kinda funny at me when we come in, and one grudgingly peels herself away from their conversation when I lean over a display case to look at something (probably worried I was going to drop cockroaches or lice on the counter).
She cautiously asks me if there is something I would like to look at. I explain my situation, and mention I would also like to look at one of the Citizen watches they have. She pulls it out but doesn't actually hand it to me. I figure ok here goes. I pull my watch off and set it on the counter and say "Can I try it on?"
I wasn't getting much service at this point, so I played my trump card, my new Tag Monaco facing her. The attitude changed then and there. She handed me the watch and her two associates almost jumped over the counter to fawn over my daughter (who is admittedly one of the most gorgeous young ladies this side of a Guess ad).
It was kind of silly really, I had no idea that my appearance would cause such a problem trying to buy a relatively cheap watch.
I played with it a bit, then handed it back and put mine back on. I told her I liked it but needed to see what else was available, it was like watching a tire slowly deflate.
We cruised around the mall for a bit, my daughter made a few funky purchases courtesy of my bank card, and I compared prices at three other stores that had the same watch.
I ended up back at the first, and picked out a simple gold band for my finger to keep the wife happy, and told them I'd take the Citizen if they had a bit of wiggle room. Sticker price was 495, walked out at 270, along with a little gold necklace to put under the wife's pillow. Fair is fair, if I'm bringing home a new bauble for myself, I figure I can give her something too.
Sorry for the novel, here's the watch. Citizen Eco-Drive Promaster Diver's 200m. Been curious about them for a while, just wanted to drop the hammer and try one. (No I haven't set the date yet). Yes its another clone-ish Sub type diver.