labworm
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Real men workout everyday.
We desperately need a manly thread.
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mstuhr
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Time for a true story
Times have changed.
This is a story told around here. I believe it to be true. There was not an ounce of girly man in Ronnie's grandpa.
Years ago in the days of horse drawn farm equipment a buddy of mine had a Grandfather who got his hand caught up in the hay rake or mower.
He shook his arm like it was on fire and when he slowed down enough to check for damage his thumb was hanging from his hand by a small amount of flesh.
He went from farmer to surgeon and lopped the thumb off with a hatchet, pulled on a glove and returned to making hay for the day.
I cringe and cuss every time someone tells that.
Thanks
Mike
Times have changed.
This is a story told around here. I believe it to be true. There was not an ounce of girly man in Ronnie's grandpa.
Years ago in the days of horse drawn farm equipment a buddy of mine had a Grandfather who got his hand caught up in the hay rake or mower.
He shook his arm like it was on fire and when he slowed down enough to check for damage his thumb was hanging from his hand by a small amount of flesh.
He went from farmer to surgeon and lopped the thumb off with a hatchet, pulled on a glove and returned to making hay for the day.
I cringe and cuss every time someone tells that.
Thanks
Mike
tork'd
Member
metro texas maybe??
shouldazagged
Absent Comrade
I remember some comedian years ago saying he had bought a cologne so manly it came in a hairy bottle...
Hobie1
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If i had to guess it would be Austin
semperfi71
US Veteran
I remember the days before duct tape....bailin' wire ("whar" in Texas) was used to fix a lot of things........
Straightshooter2
US Veteran
Any you guys watch Are You Faster Than A Redneck last night? Buncha guys drivin then furenn import kinda cars thinkin they could outrun some good old American muscle cars. Course they did bring in Kenny Wallace to drive the last round usin a Bandit Firebird against some guy in one of them Italian Lamborghinis. Kenny whupped up on that boy good and even showed him a Dale Earnhardt move about closin the door in a turn.
How's that?
CW
How's that?
CW
beach elvis
Member
Charles Bronson in a commercial for "Mandom".
Manly enough for ya?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmQTmFizuFY
Manly enough for ya?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmQTmFizuFY
beach elvis
Member
Like this one?
Now thet thar's one beautiful blonde. What's the neck pickup?
I was thinking the ones fleeing from CA.
pineappleshooter
US Veteran
I colored my pistol with my wife's nail polish.
Damn! I don't think that qualifies.
Coloring your pistol with wife's nailpolish - OK.
If your nails match your EDC - NOT OK.
Sven
Member
I have been practicing the manly art of being a Grandpa to my 4 yo grandaughter this morning. At various times I have been a horsy, a daddy kangaroo, fed our baby kangaroos, have worn beads, played with Legos and watched Dora the Explorer. Oh, and pushed Katie in the downstairs swing while she played with a couple of my shooting medals.
ARRGHHHH.
ARRGHHHH.
Hillbilly77
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No, sir!
I have ugly, stained, scarred, beat up mechanic's hands and nails with dirt under them.
None of that "metro" stuff for me.
I have been practicing the manly art of being a Grandpa to my 4 yo grandaughter this morning. At various times I have been a horsy, a daddy kangaroo, fed our baby kangaroos, have worn beads, played with Legos and watched Dora the Explorer. Oh, and pushed Katie in the downstairs swing while she played with a couple of my shooting medals.
ARRGHHHH.
Grandpa duty is manly.
F.T., not me I just got my monthly manicure last week, so I should be good to go for another week or two.
Thanks. The neck pickup is a Seymour Duncan mini-humbucker.
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