We Need a Mall Ninja

[pharmer]

Over the past 10 years it seems that most gun forums have become focused on well, guns. For entertainment we have endless polls and folks choose sides on the "waffles or pancakes" battle. I miss tales of the "ever vigilant, over armed glory seekers" otherwise known as "Mall Ninjas." I have included just one sample of the immortal Gecko 45's exploits. After all these years it is time for new blood to stand up and be counted. Joe

"We meet at the range every night and shoot 400 rounds each through weapons that closely resemble our duty setup. We also practice unarmed combat. I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls. I don’t think any of you are working as hard as I am to be prepared. I asked a serious question about tactical armor and I wanted a serious response. If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guard over their lives like a God."

 

[glenwolde]

He was one-of-a-kind. I hope.

 

[S&W629]

He was one-of-a-kind. I hope.

I visit a few other sites.....and there are more like Gecko45...than you would think...

 

[NFrameFred]

He was one-of-a-kind. I hope.

A legend in his own mind.

 

[Dave.357]

146,000 shots a year ,I am slacking .
He has very deep pockets.

 

[s&wchad]

I suspect he disappeared from the internet when his mother kicked him out of the basement and he had to actually get job.

He was amusing... This was the lead-up to Gecko45's quoted post:

I do not understand the “joke” or the “Rambo.” I am in a high-risk job. It is not the Mall of America, but I'll tell you what it's no podunk mall either.I am a responsible citizen who has made the choice to carry at all times. I defend others. If something happens at the Mall then I would be the hero, not those of you who are making fun of me for no reason. Yes Im not a Green Beret but guess what neither are you and unlike you I have to face unruly shoppers every day.My REAL problem is that, like any LEO, I have enemies because of my job. They may have access to high-powered rifles. My job starts and ends at the same time every day. Although I use four rotating routes to drive to and from work, I am still vulnerable during the walk to and from my car. This is the time that I load up on the trauma plates because I DO NOT WANT TO BE SHOT DEAD!Also, someone said that my Tac Team doesn’t get training. Not true....

 

[daveyc]

sometimes i miss the mall ninjas.

almost as much as i miss the zombie craze from 10-12 years ago.

I think i still have a box of the hornady z force ammo kicking around somewhere...

 

[glenwolde]

146,000 shots a year ,I am slacking .
He has very deep pockets.

I'm close to that number, but it's taken me close to 50 years. Back to the topic at hand though, I think those guys would get run off pretty quick around here. Nothing to discuss. Should we lower moderation for entertainment purposes? Are we a bunch of boring old guys?

 

[Alpo]

Sometimes I wonder what happened to gunkid.


Is he back in jail - again? Did he actually try some of the stuff he said he would do, and ended up dead?


There's a survivalist board I used to be on, and gunkid would get banned, and sign on again under a different name, but he was pretty easy to spot.


When the world went to hell he was going to have an illegally converted AR-15 with a 22 conversion kit and a silencer, and he would have his assault wheelbarrow. Where he would carry his stuff. And the way he would get his stuff would be to murder people that had stocked stuff, and steal their stuff.


He was on several boards. Haven't seen anything from him for 10 years or so.

 

[BAM-BAM]

The "Meme Threads" are great...... but I really miss the "Mall Ninjas" for a
good bout of ROTFLMAO

 

[Bald1]

I think it’s hilarious that he refers to himself as law enforcement. Lol

 

[pharmer]

sometimes i miss the mall ninjas.....

I am craving an update on the "assault wheelbarrow." Not sure if'n that was Gecko's baby. Joe

 

[tops]

146,000 shots a year ,I am slacking .
He has very deep pockets.

Ever 4th year add 400 rds. Larry

 

[s&wchad]

I am craving an update on the "assault wheelbarrow." Not sure if'n that was Gecko's baby. Joe

 

[soFlaNative]

Is that a scoped mop handle? Dear Lord.
I'll give him credit for the four tall boy beer carry package.

 

[Mike SC Hunter]

I always thought a mall ninga was one who owned a plastic 9mm that held umpty dozen rds..

 

[Mule Packer]

Even though it's been years, after re-reading some of his posts, I still find myself shaking my head and wondering if he was serious or just "pulling our chain."

Actually, whether he was legit or not, I found it to be great comedy relief. I mean, who doesn't need a good laugh now and then?

 

[Rustyt1953]

"Ceramic plates and duct tape".

 

[LVSteve]

I don't miss the mall ninjas one little bit on this forum. If I want to be reminded why, I slip off and view a couple of other forums for an hour or so. After that I take a Lysol shower and resume my tenancy here.

The Internet is the ideal place for plagiarists (see photo forums), Walter Mitty types, and outright liars who lay on the bovine excrement using a double trailer side dump. Sometimes it's funny, but after a bit my eyes get tired from all the rolling.

 

[LVSteve]

There's a couple of malls here in Vegas where that loadout would be a good idea. They are known as 'Banger Central and 'Banger West to me and a couple of buddies. The good news is that 'Banger Central is very close to a hospital.