Well, I kinda own this one....

[Protocall_Design]

Woman are like elephants, some things they never forget......
Could be a day, week, month, year or 10 years ago!

Women make the best archaeologists because they're so good at digging up the past.

 

[rwsmith]

No...

No, I don't. But when our pipes froze the ceiling fell in from one end of the house to the other. Saturated rock wool is kinda heavy.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

The joys of marriage and home ownership. Never a dull moment. Especially when you're in full D I Y mode!

My pharmacist calls it "recreational plumbing".

 

[CalifEd]

Drill a hole in the floor, the water will go away!

Make sure you don't have a basement though.

 

[snubbyfan]

Coulda been a lot worse.
Took me hours to clean and disinfect our basement.