Noa speaka engleesh...what do you say when asked "why do you carry"

Noa speaka engleesh...what do you say when asked "why do you carry"
I would never resort to vulgar when the truth is completely acceptable.No, that's not a gun but thank you for calling attention to my colostomy bag.
I would never resort to the truth when a vulgar response is completely appropriate.I would never resort to vulgar when the truth is completely acceptable.
Most people who have asked me were just curious. I think you guys need to stop being offended.
Thats exactly how we encourage gun ownership and people to support 2A!I'm not offended at all. It's none of their stinking business. So my response is to ignore them and say nothing. Works well.
A few of my wifes family members who were not raised in a home with guns ask. They are looking for an angle to not carry. 2 of them have gone shooting with me and now own handguns. Who hoo and wow were comments after firing shotguns and pistols.
My kids don't ask, 2 of them carry.
If ever asked if that's a pistol in my pocket I will defer to the old Mae West line in a movie with a change. Nope it's not a pistol I'm just glad to see you.
When asked by fellow officers who do not carry when off duty.
I tell them,you have to remember all the faces.The bad guy only has to remember yours.