What do you want to be when you grow up?

[sipowicz]

A teacher asked the kids in her 3rd grade class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Kevin answered: "I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me a slutty girlfriend, make love to her three times a day, then give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, and an Infinite Visa Card.

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Kevin, decided not to acknowledge what he said and simply tried to continue with the lesson . . . .

"And uh, how about you, Sarah? What do you wanna be when you grow up?"

"I wanna be Kevins slutty girlfriend."

 

[finesse_r]

It would be nice to be healthy when I grow up.

 

[feralmerril]

When I was third grade the teacher asked the same question. I was a wise butt and told him I wanted to be a crook. My older sister ran the two miles home ahead of me crying and told the folks I was going to be a crook!

 

[skrazo]

I ain't growin' up! Tried it..............Did not like it!

 

[fat tom]

I'm still tryin' to decide.
f.t.

 

[shouldazagged]

I'm going on 77 and headed in the opposite direction.

And don't talk to me about reincarnation. I'm sure I'd come back as a suppository.

 

[TucsonMTB]

I'm with Little Kevin.

Has not worked out perfectly yet . . .

 

[GKC]

And don't talk to me about reincarnation. I'm sure I'd come back as a suppository.

It could be worse...as a suppository, you do your job once, and you're done. What could be worse, you ask? What if you came back as a toilet?

 

[2011Corvette]

Growing up (older) ain't for sissies. You gotta be tough..

 

[soFlaNative]

Ain't happened yet. Just ask my wife.

 

[JcMack]

I want to be Kevin's sister's slutty boyfriend.

 

[arjay]

12 years old,a drivers license,a pile of money and knowing what I know now would be perfect [emoji1]

 

[Boox]

Yeah, I could see my son Kevin doing that...

 

[george minze]

I'm going on 77 and headed in the opposite direction.

And don't talk to me about reincarnation. I'm sure I'd come back as a suppository.

Yep I'll be 76 in a month and I agree.....I'm a bigger kid than I was in high school...Ain't it fun.....Not a question!

 

[BigBill]

I asked my daughter's first boy friend that she brought home what he was going to do with his life?

He's a high school dropout and he said he's going to west point.

 

[47knuckle]

I used to say "wealthy and retired". Got smarter, now i just say "retired".

 

[ironhead7544]

That is still a long way off. I am only 65.

 

[jimmyj]

WELL:
I wanted to be in the Military, be a Firefighter, Paramedic, Cowboy, and Lawman.
I have accomplish all five.
Now I want to be a western star hero that gets the girl at the movie's end. (and I want to pick the girl).

 

[mr-mom]

Still trying to decide............. Hmmm
Dave
SWCA #2778

 

[Iggy]

Very very old...