What I should have said

[soFlaNative]

Director of Utilities says to me "Hi, I've heard many good things about you!".
I didn't much care but I thanked him and went on my way.
A few seconds later I wished I'd have said "You believe everything you hear?".

 

[Farmer17]

I'm not overweight, I'm the perfect weight...I just need to be three feet taller.

 

[BC38]

I'm not overweight, I'm the perfect weight...I just need to be three feet taller.

I've always heard that one as
"I'm not overweight, I'm undertall."