What is the worst Movie You ever saw?

[e3mrk]

I will start with, (From Hell it Came).
A Native is killed and buried but comes back as a walking Tree Monster that seeks revenge on those responsible for His death.
This Movie is so bad I had to find it to show on what I call stupid Movie Night for My Kid's.

 

[NZshooter]

Meek's Cutoff.

I've walked out of better movies but it became a personal challenge to sit through it.

 

[P&R Fan]

When we were dating Missus Fan drug me to Gorillas in the mist.
I've never let her forget it.
Jim

 

[e3mrk]

Yeah,Gorillas in the Mist was a hard one to watch but it beat getting in a fight with the Wife.

 

[M1A]

Siskel and Ebert's favorite: "My Dinner with Andre". Two guys talking at dinner. I watched a while, turned it off. So glad I didn't pay at the theater.

 

[BearBio]

Trolls 2==so bad, there was never a Trolls 1. Directors, producers, and writers (same 2 people) didn't speak English. Main actor was the town dentist (in real life) moonlighting to make the movie. Brought in $234.00 in ticket sales!

However= definitely worth watching. Another is Bruce Campbell and Ossie Davis (as Elvis and JFK, respectively) battling a mummy in an East Texas retirement home==Bubba Ho-Tep

 

[rwsmith]

Manos, the Hands of Fate

I will start with, (From Hell it Came).
A Native is killed and buried but comes back as a walking Tree Monster that seeks revenge on those responsible for His death.
This Movie is so bad I had to find it to show on what I call stupid Movie Night for My Kid's.

We saw the tree man on our 'Bad Movie Night'. It was pretty bad but one thing that's funny is the look on the guy's face when he tells everybody the monsters name is "Taboinga!". To me a really bad movie is boring because hokey can be fun. And I've seen a lot of really boring movies. I think the worst is called "Manos, The Hands of Fate". It's long, drawn out, nothing happens except in a few places like where a bunch of women subjects of Manos get into this wrestling match in their underwear, and even THAT gets boring after a while. He has a sidekick that can barely walk around and it wasn't until later I read that he had some kind of braces on his legs that was supposed to make him look like a Satyr. The guy in the movie looked more like a cripple. The ONLY good thing in this movie is that Manos has a cool looking robe that has the outline of a hand on it.

"Zombie Lake" is a contender. People keep disappearing in this little town and they keep saying, "If this keeps up we'll have to call the police!" When the 'mayor' or whoever he is decides to look up 'zombies' he sits down with a book and goes to sleep for a while. The only redeeming feature of this movie is the camera shot from below of a naked girl that is treading water in the lake.

"Robot Monster" is pretty awful and boring but is funny in some places. The guy in the diving helmet and the gorilla suit is constantly adjusting the rabbit ears on his machine. The best line is when one of the 'boys' tells one of the 'girls', "Bossy? You're so bossy you need somebody to milk you!"

I haven't seen a lot of these in 30+ years, but I'm sure my memory will kick in soon, or someday.

 

[joeintexas]

I don't suppose MSNBC news counts in this category.

 

[cougar14]

My vote goes to "Plan 9 from Outer Space" by Ed Wood.

 

[Fat Frank]

Back in the late 70's I saw "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" at our local drive-in.

Small town. We didn't need much to keep us entertained.

 

[italiansport]

How about Flash Dance. Those chick flicks we used to get dragged to back in the 80s were pretty brutal to watch.
Jim

 

[Straightshooter2]

My vote goes to The Man Who Fell To Earth with David Bowie. I heard from somewhere this was supposed to be based on Stranger In A Strange Land but if it was, Heinlein should come back and haunt the writers.

CW

 

[kozmic]

"Ragtime". Not that I actually saw it. I fell asleep about 15 minutes into it. I wasn't actually tired, just totally unimpressed. If I wasn't with Lady Koz, I'd have run'doff during the opening credits.

To this day I have no idea what the premise of the movie is.

 

[crankyoldlady]

WHO'S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF

Two hours of nothing but screaming.

 

[GatorFarmer]

I saw "Brokeback Mountain" at the theater. At first, I thought it was an interesting cowboy story. Then...it wasn't.

A friend of mine saw it too. After that he was always asking me to take a fishing trip in the woods with him, even though he had never been fishing and did not even own a rod and reel. I gracefully declined.

 

[Mike McLellan]

Plan 9 from Outer Space
Freaks
Anything with zombies in it.

 

[streetglideinblue]

Endless Love. My wife (girlfriend at the time) just had to see it.

 

[P&R Fan]

Plan 9 was so bad it was GOOD!
Jim

 

[Donn]

The Tin Drum. Won the Oscar for the best foreign language film, 1980. Don't ask me how.

 

[Frank237]

The HORRIBLE movie about the Brit soldier and the Nurse... English Patient! OMG!!!

For whatever reason ....and I can sit through Plan Nine from OS, Zombie stuff, 1950's Space movies, The Grindhouse drive-in series, even the current Sy-Fy TV atrocities.

But the EP was more than I could withstand.