oneflycowboy
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That movies was beyond weird and made no sense at all. The guy must have been on some really heavy drugs when he wrote it....
What is the worst Movie You ever saw?
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That movies was beyond weird and made no sense at all. The guy must have been on some really heavy drugs when he wrote it....
Hey! We muricans like our warm fuzzy fantasy westerns [emoji12]
A real collage of celluloid stinkers in the list above. "The Road" was tops for me. An hour in and I wanted one of the two cartridges left in the Model 10 for me. Joe
Philadelphia Patriot
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Another bad (but not worst) movie I saw was Lone Survivor. I guess you could say I'm not mad at the movie, but more so at the event. They should have killed those villagers in the beginning. The fact that they spared their lives just left me in a bad mood the entire movie.
Rintimtin
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I did not watch it but my wife watched and i could hear it. Thats what i thought too just a bunch of yelling. My wife said it was stupid i told het "I told you soo"
Rintimtin
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I loved that movie when I was a kid.
Dude! Seriously? I love that movie! What's not to like about The Sound of Music?
This must have been the director's cut. I don't remember that scene.
And to the mention of "Dances With Wolves", I agree. It was so bad I repressed the memory.
Does this look familiar to you?
If so you know bad movies.
Of all the **** they showed "Manos: Hands of Fate" may have been the worst, but it was still entertaining.
Fugitive Alien II, on the other hand, was totally unwatchable.
If so you know bad movies.
Of all the **** they showed "Manos: Hands of Fate" may have been the worst, but it was still entertaining.
Fugitive Alien II, on the other hand, was totally unwatchable.
Dennis The B
US Veteran
I rate it up near the top as a great movie.I nominate Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy for the most incoherent film.Either that or I really need a hearing aid.
Gary Oldman, for his adaptation to various characters, is the Lon Chaney of the era. He played a great George Smiley; very much different than Alec Guinness in the BBC miniseries.
Colin Firth is the quintessential patrician who does a masterful job as a double agent at the top of British Intelligence.
Mark Strong is a superb character actor.
If you're seeking an action film, you're going to be disappointed. The Le Carre books are complicated espionage novels, and they rarely translate easily to the cinema. The original BBC miniseries takes six parts to tell the story, but only barely. So, the current movie has to be chopped to get the story into two, or so, hours.
Since modern movies tend to be over-saturated with action, and underdeveloped with plot and character development, it's really nice to have movies which rely on character development and dialogue to entertain.
It's also one of the reasons I enjoyed "The King's Speech".
As to the worst: The scenery chewing of Vincent Price in his "thriller/chiller" movies.
Dennis The B
US Veteran
"III" was a task to watch it. Two hours of Al Pacino chewing the scenery, and Talia Shire competing with him for face time. It also established Sofia Coppola as having absolutely no talent.
Diane Keaton was a downer in all three.
I suggest that you might enjoy The Godfather series if you traded the orange Scotch pop for real Scotch.
And the six foot tall......
And the six foot tall chiropractor took his place but had to hold the cape over his face because he looked nothing like Bela Lugosi.
And the six foot tall chiropractor took his place but had to hold the cape over his face because he looked nothing like Bela Lugosi.
Nightmares......
I was based on David Lynch's nightmares of being a father of a daughter at an early age who had some deformations that required extensive surgeries. At the time he was also living in a poor part of Philadelphia that gave rise to the bleak landscape. Lynch was also into Franz Kafka, who although imaginative was a certified looney. I mean, when he woke up one time he was a cockroach. Sheeesh.
I was based on David Lynch's nightmares of being a father of a daughter at an early age who had some deformations that required extensive surgeries. At the time he was also living in a poor part of Philadelphia that gave rise to the bleak landscape. Lynch was also into Franz Kafka, who although imaginative was a certified looney. I mean, when he woke up one time he was a cockroach. Sheeesh.
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In our family, we used to call her Adrienne Barbooby.Swamp Thing. The only good thing in the movie was Adrienne Barbeau.
Just pretend this is witty.
Worst movie I ever saw...that's easy, anything with Pauly Shore, Adam Sandler or Will Farrel!!!!!
Anyone remember that hilarious episode of "The Simpsons" where they have a rocket ship getting ready to take off on a one way flight to Mars???...on board they have the above three morons plus Michael Moore, Oprah, Jessie Jackson, the reverend Al Sharpton and a few other equally worthless individuals. I don't know how they got away with that one!!!
Anyone remember that hilarious episode of "The Simpsons" where they have a rocket ship getting ready to take off on a one way flight to Mars???...on board they have the above three morons plus Michael Moore, Oprah, Jessie Jackson, the reverend Al Sharpton and a few other equally worthless individuals. I don't know how they got away with that one!!!
vigil617
US Veteran
I still think "10" was the worst movie I ever tried to watch, back in the day when it was all the rage.
