Nutter Butter cookies!!
I can ALMOST agree with you, but not quite. Cheetos (the hard crunchy style) ranks way up there on my junk food chain!
I don't know if Pringles are actually a potato chip but I sure can't eat just one, unless they mean one tube full.
I have seen Utz products here, but usually only pretzels & cheese puffs(think Cheeto). Must be a MA thing. If I were to see them I would definitely try them.
Two words: Cheetos
Corn chips or chicharon.
Garlic french fries.
Charles Chips are by far the best chip I have ever tasted. Used to have them delivered right to the door.
I also remember years and years ago you could go in Sears&Roebuck and buy warm chips by the weight right from the case at the candy counter. Dang good ones too, but alas no more.