Well my rifle is up in Chicopee, MA, ready for delivery on the next business day. We'll see how long it takes before its on the way back.
In the meantime, I think I'll pad my post count.
That cannonizing sounds painful, I'll skip it, thank you.
My wife's a saint though. Here's one miracle for evidence:
Step 1. She fails to get custody of kids for a client, despite client having a really, shall we say unworthy, ex-wife.
Step 2. She listens to radio, hears of hostage situation on client's street.
Step 3. Calls client, get's client's mother to call client, promises to get client custody, they manage to get talk client into releasing kids and surrendering.
Step 4. This is the miracle - gets custody for client.
But she's not Catholic, so she probably won't get canonized. I hope she doesn't get cannonized either.
Although I've Canonized lots of people:
See, at least when I pump up my post count, I include lots of stupefying and irrelevant detail